Humorous Insights into the Business World.
"In business, you have to be serious about your work, but never take yourself too seriously. Laughter is the secret ingredient to success."
- Richard Branson
Weird never felt so funny.
- Updated:
2024-09-15.
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A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found a taker.
“I think this one will really move said the broker, it’s only $1 a share.”
“Buy me 1000 shares.” said the client.
The next day the stock was at $2.
The client called the broker and said, “You were right, give me 5000 more shares.”
The next day the client looked in the paper and the stock was at $4.
The client ran to the phone and called the broker, “Get me 10,000 more shares said the client.”
“Great!” said the broker.
The next day the client looked in the paper and the stock was at $9.
Seeing what a great profit he had in just a few days, the client ran to the phone and told the broker, “Sell all my shares!”
The broker said, “To whom? You were the only one buying that stock.”
A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money.
By chance he knelt next to a man who was praying for $100 to pay an urgent debt.
The businessman took out his wallet and pressed $100 into the other man’s hand.
Overjoyed, the man got up and left the church.
The businessman then closed his eyes and prayed, “And now, Lord, that I have your undivided attention….”
- What did the two business people say to each other whilst closing a deal during an earthquake? - Let’s shake on it!
- How many marketers does it take to screw a light bulb?
- None, they have already automated it.
‘Business is up and down at the moment; I sell yo-yos.’
Why did the electrician close business once a week? Because business was light.
Why did the doughnut maker retire? He was tired of the hole business!
If a neighboring business puts up a sign saying ‘lowest prices’, simply erect your own sign saying ‘main entrance’!
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