Random pizza joke:
For the life of me, I can’t understand why small and medium pizzas exist.
Weird never felt so funny.
- Updated:
2025-06-14.
Selected pizza jokes:
Q: What do a pizza delivery driver & a Gynecologist have in common?
A:They both have to smell it but neither of them gets to eat it.
I'm looking for a man with a nice six-pack. He'll get bonus points if he brings pizza too.
Sometimes I worry that eating pizza isn't a real sport.
Are you Italian because I want a pizza that ass ?
- Italian pick up line.
More pizza jokes...
Why are Pizzas made round, cut into triangles then put into a square box?
Q: What do a pizza delivery driver & a Gynecologist have in common?
A:They both have to smell it but neither of them gets to eat it.
What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
The pizza can feed a family.