Random pizza joke:
I love salad!
Just wish it had the taste and texture of pizza.
Weird never felt so funny.
- Updated:
2024-11-22.
Selected pizza jokes:
Are you Italian because I want a pizza that ass ?
- Italian pick up line.
I called a local pizza place the other night and said, “Do you do takeaways?” They said “Yes”, so I said “what’s 23452 minus 345?”
What is the best way to stop a pizza curling?
Hide its brush.
—Me da una pizza
—¿Cómo la quiere?
—Demasiado, más que a nadie en el mundo, cada noche pienso en ella hasta quedarme dormido.
More pizza jokes...
Why are Pizzas made round, cut into triangles then put into a square box?
Q: What do a pizza delivery driver & a Gynecologist have in common?
A:They both have to smell it but neither of them gets to eat it.
What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
The pizza can feed a family.