Random pizza joke:
What’s the difference between a simple person and a pizza?
One is easy to cheat, the other is cheesy to eat.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-05-19.
Selected pizza jokes:
Apparently 50% of people prefer pizza to sex. What is wrong with people? Have they never had pizza?
For the life of me, I can’t understand why small and medium pizzas exist.
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste!
What does a pizza guy use to cut his hair?
Little Caesars!
More pizza jokes...
Why are Pizzas made round, cut into triangles then put into a square box?
Q: What do a pizza delivery driver & a Gynecologist have in common?
A:They both have to smell it but neither of them gets to eat it.
What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
The pizza can feed a family.