Random pizza joke:
Are you Italian because I want a pizza that ass ?
- Italian pick up line.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2025-08-28.
Selected pizza jokes:
What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
The pizza can feed a family.
What is the biggest joke about pineapple? That it goes on pizza.
Is eating a pizza considered a square meal?
Square box. Round pizza. Triangle slices.
More pizza jokes...
Why are Pizzas made round, cut into triangles then put into a square box?
Q: What do a pizza delivery driver & a Gynecologist have in common?
A:They both have to smell it but neither of them gets to eat it.
What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
The pizza can feed a family.