Random pizza joke:
For the life of me, I can’t understand why small and medium pizzas exist.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2025-12-24.
Selected pizza jokes:
What is the biggest joke about pineapple? That it goes on pizza.
I had an idea for a pizza delivery drone, but was told the idea was a pie in the sky.
Bad sex is like bad pizza or bad beer...if you can actually finish it, it's not THAT bad.
Did you hear about the chef that died?
They pasta way.
Sadly the doctors cannoli do so much.
Their legacy will become a pizza of history,
but they just ran out of Thyme.
More pizza jokes...
Why are Pizzas made round, cut into triangles then put into a square box?
Q: What do a pizza delivery driver & a Gynecologist have in common?
A:They both have to smell it but neither of them gets to eat it.
What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
The pizza can feed a family.