Random pizza joke:
Did you hear about the chef that died?
They pasta way.
Sadly the doctors cannoli do so much.
Their legacy will become a pizza of history,
but they just ran out of Thyme.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-07-19.
Selected pizza jokes:
I called a local pizza place the other night and said, “Do you do takeaways?” They said “Yes”, so I said “what’s 23452 minus 345?”
What’s the difference between a simple person and a pizza?
One is easy to cheat, the other is cheesy to eat.
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste!
Square box. Round pizza. Triangle slices.
More pizza jokes...
I've decided I cannot blame Pizza Hut for my weight gain. If I'm being honest, it was more of a Domino effect.
Why are Pizzas made round, cut into triangles then put into a square box?
Q: What do a pizza delivery driver & a Gynecologist have in common?
A:They both have to smell it but neither of them gets to eat it.
What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
The pizza can feed a family.