Hilarious jokes about PIZZA that will make your day !

When my wife goes into labor, should I just call Domino’s Pizza since they deliver?

Got all kinds of weird looks at the gym.
Can’t they bring their own pizza?

How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste!

Waiter, will my pizza be long?"
"No sir, it'll be 'round."

Why are Pizzas made round, cut into triangles then put into a square box?

Q: What do a pizza delivery driver & a Gynecologist have in common?
A:They both have to smell it but neither of them gets to eat it.

What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.