Hilarious jokes about PIZZA that will make your day !

I called a local pizza place the other night and said, “Do you do takeaways?” They said “Yes”, so I said “what’s 23452 minus 345?”

Ive just had a " Pelican pizza " at the local dominos restaurant, it was really tasty, but the fuckin Bill was enormous !!!!

NEVER trust anyone who doesn’t buy pizza and beer after helping them move.

What is a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby.

Why are Pizzas made round, cut into triangles then put into a square box?

Q: What do a pizza delivery driver & a Gynecologist have in common?
A:They both have to smell it but neither of them gets to eat it.

What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.