Random pizza joke:
For the life of me, I can’t understand why small and medium pizzas exist.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2025-09-17.
Selected pizza jokes:
I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD
It cuts like a knife.
What did the doughnut say to the pizza?
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn’t be hanging around this hole.
A market guru walks into a pizzeria to order a pizza. There the waiter asks him: "Should I cut it into six pieces or eight pieces?"
The guru replies: "I'm feeling rather hungry right now. You'd better cut it into eight pieces."
You would be surprised but you can make some serious dough at a pizza shop.
More pizza jokes...
Why are Pizzas made round, cut into triangles then put into a square box?
Q: What do a pizza delivery driver & a Gynecologist have in common?
A:They both have to smell it but neither of them gets to eat it.
What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
The pizza can feed a family.