Random pizza joke:
Only two years ago, my wife’s gynecologist delivered pizza.
Still to this day, they both think it’s a bad name.
Weird never felt so funny.
- Updated:
2025-07-11.
Selected pizza jokes:
What does a pizza guy use to cut his hair?
Little Caesars!
Six short years ago my wife’s doctor was delivering pizza and monkeybread. People still say those are bad names for our twins.
I called a local pizza place the other night and said, “Do you do takeaways?” They said “Yes”, so I said “what’s 23452 minus 345?”
If pizza could talk, what would it say?
Probably lots of cheesy things.
More pizza jokes...
Why are Pizzas made round, cut into triangles then put into a square box?
Q: What do a pizza delivery driver & a Gynecologist have in common?
A:They both have to smell it but neither of them gets to eat it.
What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
The pizza can feed a family.