Random pizza joke:
Is eating a pizza considered a square meal?
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-09-17.
Selected pizza jokes:
Bad sex is like bad pizza or bad beer...if you can actually finish it, it's not THAT bad.
Waiter, will my pizza be long?"
"No sir, it'll be 'round."
The difference between a stupid person and a pizza
One is easy to cheat, the other is cheesy to eat.
Did you hear Mike Tyson was just arrested for nearly beating a Pizza Hut waitress to death?
As he was finishing eating, she asked "Hey, mister, you wanna box for the rest of your pizza?"
More pizza jokes...
I've decided I cannot blame Pizza Hut for my weight gain. If I'm being honest, it was more of a Domino effect.
Why are Pizzas made round, cut into triangles then put into a square box?
Q: What do a pizza delivery driver & a Gynecologist have in common?
A:They both have to smell it but neither of them gets to eat it.
What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
The pizza can feed a family.