Random pizza joke:
I'm looking for a man with a nice six-pack. He'll get bonus points if he brings pizza too.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2025-10-23.
Selected pizza jokes:
When my wife goes into labor, should I just call Domino’s Pizza since they deliver?
Is eating a pizza considered a square meal?
What is the best way to stop a pizza curling?
Hide its brush.
What type of person doesn’t love pizza?
A weirdough.
More pizza jokes...
Why are Pizzas made round, cut into triangles then put into a square box?
Q: What do a pizza delivery driver & a Gynecologist have in common?
A:They both have to smell it but neither of them gets to eat it.
What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
The pizza can feed a family.