Random pizza joke:
What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
The pizza can feed a family.
Weird never felt so funny.
- Updated:
2024-09-15.
Selected pizza jokes:
For the life of me, I can’t understand why small and medium pizzas exist.
Only two years ago, my wife’s gynecologist delivered pizza.
Still to this day, they both think it’s a bad name.
Bad sex is like bad pizza or bad beer...if you can actually finish it, it's not THAT bad.
NEVER trust anyone who doesn’t buy pizza and beer after helping them move.
More pizza jokes...
Why are Pizzas made round, cut into triangles then put into a square box?
Q: What do a pizza delivery driver & a Gynecologist have in common?
A:They both have to smell it but neither of them gets to eat it.
What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
The pizza can feed a family.