Random pizza joke:
Sometimes I worry that eating pizza isn't a real sport.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-09-21.
Selected pizza jokes:
Apparently 50% of people prefer pizza to sex. What is wrong with people? Have they never had pizza?
There’s a type of person who will take only one slice of pizza in case there isn’t enough for everyone, and a type who will take three slices for the same reason.
What does a pizza guy use to cut his hair?
Little Caesars!
I've decided I cannot blame Pizza Hut for my weight gain. If I'm being honest, it was more of a Domino effect.
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I've decided I cannot blame Pizza Hut for my weight gain. If I'm being honest, it was more of a Domino effect.
Why are Pizzas made round, cut into triangles then put into a square box?
Q: What do a pizza delivery driver & a Gynecologist have in common?
A:They both have to smell it but neither of them gets to eat it.
What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
The pizza can feed a family.