Random pizza joke:
Sleep feels the way pizza tastes.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-02-27.
Selected pizza jokes:
What is the best way to stop a pizza curling?
Hide its brush.
Bad sex is like bad pizza or bad beer...if you can actually finish it, it's not THAT bad.
Q: What do a pizza delivery driver & a Gynecologist have in common?
A:They both have to smell it but neither of them gets to eat it.
What type of person doesn’t love pizza?
A weirdough.
More pizza jokes...
Why are Pizzas made round, cut into triangles then put into a square box?
Q: What do a pizza delivery driver & a Gynecologist have in common?
A:They both have to smell it but neither of them gets to eat it.
What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
The pizza can feed a family.