Random pizza joke:
What is a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby.
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Selected pizza jokes:
Six short years ago my wife’s doctor was delivering pizza and monkeybread. People still say those are bad names for our twins.
Did you hear about the chef that died?
They pasta way.
Sadly the doctors cannoli do so much.
Their legacy will become a pizza of history,
but they just ran out of Thyme.
A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Mr.Smith. He delivered the pizza to his trailer. After giving it to him, Mr. Smith asked: "What is the usual tip?"
"Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get 50 cents out of you, I'll be doing great."
"Is that so?" snorted Mr. Smith. "Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here's five dollars."
"Thanks," replied the youth, "I'll put this in my school fund."
"What are you studying in school?" asked Mr. Smith.
The lad smiled and said: "Applied psychology."
If pizza could talk, what would it say?
Probably lots of cheesy things.
More pizza jokes...
Why are Pizzas made round, cut into triangles then put into a square box?
Q: What do a pizza delivery driver & a Gynecologist have in common?
A:They both have to smell it but neither of them gets to eat it.
What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
The pizza can feed a family.