Hilarious jokes about PIZZA that will make your day !

Waiter, will my pizza be long?"
"No sir, it'll be 'round."

I'm looking for a man with a nice six-pack. He'll get bonus points if he brings pizza too.

“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”
“No sir, it will be round!”

Having pizza for dinner tonight. I told them to cut it into six pieces, because I don’t think I can eat eight.

Why are Pizzas made round, cut into triangles then put into a square box?

Q: What do a pizza delivery driver & a Gynecologist have in common?
A:They both have to smell it but neither of them gets to eat it.

What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.