Get ready to embark on a comedic adventure of movie jokes.
The most unrealistic part of action movies? The fact that the hero never needs to use the bathroom during their epic quest to save the world.
Weird never felt so funny.
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2024-11-20.
1. Movie jokes: where the only thing more predictable than the punchline is the disappointment of expecting something original.
Did you hear about the dyslexic at the cinema?
He ordered a large cockporn.
I hate it when people talk and eat loud in the cinema.
Like shutup, I'm trying to film a movie here!
Two mice were eating film rolls in an abandoned cinema. "Do you like it?" asks one of them.
"It's good, but the book was better", replies the other one.
Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car?
A. "Robin get in the car!"
Q. Why should you never shower with a pokemon?
A. Because they Pikachu (peek at you).
Q. Have you seen the Avengers Movie?
A. Yeah, it was MARVELous!
Q. What is the British Secret Service's best yellow-haired spy?
A. James Blonde!
- Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?
- To get to the Dark Side.
Did you hear that Clint Eastwood opened a preschool? It's called "Go Ahead and Make My Day Care Center".
- What did Mark Wahlberg feed Ted?
- Nothing he was already stuffed.
- What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies ?
- Let’s go to the moovies...
- Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
- He had no-body to go with.
- What was the movie about the dog called?
- The woof of wall street.
- Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie?
- It had a violent cat-e-gory.
- What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
- The Parrots of the Caribbean.
2. Oh look, another movie where the hero saves the day and gets the girl. How refreshing.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama’s so fat, she works in the movie theater as screen.
They Are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
There’s a movie about constipation. It hasn’t come out yet.
- Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
– Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.
I don’t understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days...
- What’s a orphans favorite movie ?
- Home alone.
My grandfather was there when the titanic sank…he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater…
Q: WHY IS FRED FLINSTONE A CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL?
A: He has a gay old time.
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts?
A: Through the Dumble-door.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they laid down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "It tells me that someone has stolen our tent."
What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill? Running...JK! Rolling.
3. If box office flops were Olympic sports, Hollywood would have more gold medals than any other industry.
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4. The irony of movie humor: making us laugh at the same tired jokes we've heard a million times before.
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