Laugh your way to success.
"I was told that wearing a banana peel on my head would make me more creative. Let's just say I ended up slipping on my own success!"
- Lady Gaga
Embrace the absurdity of life with our funny guidance!
Always be kind to people.
Instead of saying "fuck off", say "How can I help you to fuck off?"
A bit of advice: When you go to the dentist, turn off your Bluetooth…
If someone calls you a perfectionist just ignore them, you're better than that.
Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option.
― Maya Angelou
Don't become a novelist; be a statistician, much more scope for the imagination.
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Be Alert....
The World needs more Lerts.
Pro tip: Show your prospective employer that you’re good at delegating responsibility by sending someone else to your job interview.
Don't let anyone hurt you twice.
If you can't make yourself happy,
make others sad and angry.
Y'all better enjoy your 20s, 30s, and 40s.
Because in your 50s, that check engine light is gonna come on.
Dare to be different and follow our hilariously unconventional advice!
Fun idea:
Not got kids? Hire a babysitter anyway, say kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken. On your return ask where your child is.
If you want advice on what to do while waiting in line to buy cotton swabs, I can give you some queue tips.
Always remember to put on a happy face, especially if it's not yours.
-Ed Gein
“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.”
~ Groucho Marx
Ladies get yourself a man with no teeth he will never smile at another woman.
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Never fight a dinasour...
You'll get Jurasskicked.
Pro tip: Bakeries don't check ID's so you can buy a birthday cake whenever you want!
Buy a 3D printer.
Print the 3D printer.
Return the 3D printer.
Sex before marriage is a sin so always do it doggy style because all dogs go to heaven.
*Follow me for more loopholes on getting into Heaven.
When your wife starts a sentence with "when you get a chance" just go ahead and start puttin' your shoes on... She means now.
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Turn life's challenges into comedic gold with our funny advice!
Don't let anyone with drawn on eyebrows give you advice about life.
Want to get noticed?
Go jogging without moving your arms.
Pro tip: Don't moan when getting a pat down at airport security.
If you replace the "W" in "where" "what" and "when" with "T" you get answers to the questions.
If you can count, count on yourself.
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Never try to unscrew another persons lightbulb in order to shine.
Save business cards of people you don't like.
If you ever hit a parked car, write "sorry" on the back and leave it on the windshield.
NEVER trust anyone who doesn’t buy pizza and beer after helping them move.
Expect nothing and you'll be impressed every day.
Life Rule: Never live bigger than your paycheck.
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Surprise him by stashing skittles in your bra so later when he motorboats you he can taste the rainbow.
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door..
Enjoy life today, because yesterday is gone, and tomorrow is never promised.
Life Tip: if someone comes out of a toilet sweating, do not go in that toilet.
If your relationship fails, don't blame her. It takes two people to mess up a relationship.
Blame her and her mother.
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Avoiding drama is simple.
Just hang out with smarter people.
Don't believe everything you overthink.
Tips for great sex.
Eat a good meal before during and after sex.
If you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses people will think you know what you're talking about.
Save time on laundry by spending all your time naked.