Laugh your way to success.
"I was told that wearing a banana peel on my head would make me more creative. Let's just say I ended up slipping on my own success!"
- Lady Gaga
Unveiling Truths, Nurturing Minds, Inspiring Wisdom.
- Updated:
2025-07-02.
1. Embrace the absurdity of life with our funny guidance!
Never try to unscrew another persons lightbulb in order to shine.
Save business cards of people you don't like.
If you ever hit a parked car, write "sorry" on the back and leave it on the windshield.
NEVER trust anyone who doesn’t buy pizza and beer after helping them move.
Expect nothing and you'll be impressed every day.
Life Rule: Never live bigger than your paycheck.
2. Funny Advice: Unleash your inner comedian with our wacky tips and tricks!
Surprise him by stashing skittles in your bra so later when he motorboats you he can taste the rainbow.
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door..
Enjoy life today, because yesterday is gone, and tomorrow is never promised.
Life Tip: if someone comes out of a toilet sweating, do not go in that toilet.
If your relationship fails, don't blame her. It takes two people to mess up a relationship.
Blame her and her mother.
3. Dare to be different and follow our hilariously unconventional advice!
Avoiding drama is simple.
Just hang out with smarter people.
Don't believe everything you overthink.
Tips for great sex.
Eat a good meal before during and after sex.
If you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses people will think you know what you're talking about.
Save time on laundry by spending all your time naked.
4. Discover the power of laughter with our side-splitting suggestions!
Love people, not things. Use things, not people.
Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.
FUN Fact:
When someone gives you advice, respond with "you're right" rather than "I know." You'll come across as being nicer.
Don't cry because the weekend is over. Cry because you're ugly.
5. Turn life's challenges into comedic gold with our funny advice!
Add glitter to air bags to lighten the mood after accidents.
Act like a ninja and wear a black face mask, bitches love ninjas
A goldfish has a 10 second memory. Once you’re done being sad and angry about the situation, be a goldfish.
In a world of constipation, be a laxative.
Never belittle yourself to fit in with the crowd.
6. Funny Advice: Unlock the secret to a happier life through our comical guidance!
If you're out of motivation: do it for spite.
Take yourself off the list of people who have disappointed you.
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be a mile away from them and have their shoes.
Housekeeping Tip: it’s your pet’s house. Just give up.
Establish dominance by threatening to add their @ to your bio.
7. Join the laughter revolution and find joy in our offbeat advice.
If you suspect someone is following you, take four right turns. If they're still behind you, they're following you.
Ruin your teen's day by singing the wrong words to their favorite song.
On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the -escape- key.
Sometimes Get Suitcase,Go To The Airport,Get Pictures And Go Back Home 🙄 Just To Confuse Your Enemies.🙆♂️
Do never date a girl who doesn't respect ur wife.
8. Funny Advice: Crack a smile and conquer the world with our uproarious tips!
Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
Be the role model you needed when you were younger.
If you are feeling low, cheer up.
Somebody, somewhere is thinking about you naked.