Laugh your way to success.
"I was told that wearing a banana peel on my head would make me more creative. Let's just say I ended up slipping on my own success!"
- Lady Gaga
Unveiling Truths, Nurturing Minds, Inspiring Wisdom.
- Updated:
2025-07-08.
1. Embrace the absurdity of life with our funny guidance!
It's not premarital sex if you don't get married.
Follow me for more biblical loopholes.
Later is the best time to do anything.
Enjoy life, this is not a dress rehearsal.
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. Funny Advice: Unleash your inner comedian with our wacky tips and tricks!
Buy all your socks in one color - problem of the missing sock solved!
If your rifle’s not working properly, get the owners manual and go to the troubleshooting section.
Don't watch the clock, do what it does, keep going.
Don't do anything you're not prepared to explain to a paramedic.
Crap happens, just flush it and move on.
3. Dare to be different and follow our hilariously unconventional advice!
Don't hide your feelings. Hide the evidence.
Never ask a brutally honest question if you're not prepared to hear a brutally honest answer.
If you think no one cares if you're alive, miss a car payment.
Be alert (the world needs more lerts).
" Try to learn something about everything and everything about something "🌷
~ Thomas Henry Huxley
4. Discover the power of laughter with our side-splitting suggestions!
If you're naked in public, it's better to cover your face than your genitals.
Never hire an electrician with no eyebrows.
Don't be stupid, it's not smart.
You have to accept who you are... Unless you’re a serial killer!!!
Always remember to speak clearly when complimenting a woman's boots...
5. Turn life's challenges into comedic gold with our funny advice!
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep.
It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Do not accept friends requests from Hormel foods...it could be Spam.
Don't follow your dreams. Chase them.
Buy your son a 300 piece tool kit for his 15th birthday.
Steal the 10mm socket.
He needs to learn that the struggle is real.
Follow me for more life lessons.
If you cry when you cut an onion, here's a tip:
Don't get emotionally attached.
6. Funny Advice: Unlock the secret to a happier life through our comical guidance!
RULE TO REMEMBER FOR LIFE 👉 When it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain!
Don't count the number of friends you have, but the number of friends you can count on.
Legal Tip: If you're ever arrested for public intoxication, try fighting the charges in a higher court.
Never take a laxative and a sleeping aid on the same night. Don't ask me why.
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo.
7. Join the laughter revolution and find joy in our offbeat advice.
Don’t run with scissors — unless you’re stealing scissors, of course. If so, run. Run like the wind scissor thief!
Never tell a woman she's crazy unless you want to see crazy.
Words to live by: Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.
You should always get married in the morning. So if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day!
Any time someone is hot and you're too scared to approach them, remind yourself that they've probably had diarrhea at some point.
8. Funny Advice: Crack a smile and conquer the world with our uproarious tips!
TIP FOR WIVES > If you want your husband to do something he doesn't want, just say that maybe he's too old for that...
If you ever think someone’s too cute to talk to just remember that they poop too.
Have some fun with your life... call in sick to places you don't even work at.
If you think someone is staring at you:
1. Yawn
2. If they yawn, they were staring.
No matter how boring life gets, never get married.