Giggle along to the rhythm!
Music has the power to bring people together, unless it's a karaoke night with tone-deaf friends.
Music jokes: when the punchline falls flat, it's like hitting a wrong key in a beautiful composition.
Went to see the doctor last week as I had a Tom Jones song constantly playing in my head every minute of the day. He replied "It's not unusual".
Went back a week later with another song constantly playing in my head by Sinead O'Connor. Guess what he told me? Guess what he told me?
I just heard an Elton John joke. It's a little bit funny.
I told my dad; When I'm grown up, I want to be a drummer.
He said; You can't be both things son.
Mama doesn't let me watch Orchestra performances.
- Too much sax and violins.
I don't know why people go on about Lennon & McCartney...Ringo was clearly the Starr.
I started a band called 999 megabytes. I still haven't got a gig yet.
I'm addicted to buying Beatles albums. Does anyone know where I can get Help!?
I'm addicted to buying Beatles albums. Does anyone know where I can get Help!?
What's Beethoven up to these days?
-Decomposing.
A Swedish pop group has created a cartoon image of themselves on Facebook.
It's their Abbatar.
Boy says to girl: Do u like imagine dragons?
Girl: yes
Boy: imagine draggin deez nuts across your chin.
Back in the day I used to think you needed a boombox to be cool, turns out it's just a stereotype
There is a new rapper with an album coming out about regrets. His name is Apolo G.
My wife didn't like how much I'd spent on my new music system...But I think it's a sound investment.
How does Bob marley make his favourite sandwiches?.... Wi jammin 😋
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I just found out there is no such thing as a free guitar. There were strings attached.😁
Two wind turbines are standing in a wind farm,
One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?”
The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
😂😂😂😂
I bought one of those new ABBA toilets today..
What a loo🎼
What's a cannibal's favourite band?
Mmm... People 😉
Why couldn't the burger get any sauce?
The wiener takes it all.
Rumor has it that I still make too many Phil Collins jokes.
I don't care anymore.
The urge to sing 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight' is never more than a whim away! 🦁
My son, who's into astronomy, asked me how stars die.
"Usually an overdose, son," I told him. 🌟
Q: Why is being in a rock band like a palm job?
A: The more you rock, the better you feel. 🤘
My friend is obsessed with collecting every Beatles album.
She needs Help.
I just bought
Neil Diamond’s car off eBay.
...yep...
Sweet car online.
I built a robot of the lead singer of the band that did ‘you really got me’. It doesn’t work properly, and I’m still trying to figure out the kinks.
Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre 😎
A disc jockey's favorite song is A HORSE WITH NO NAME.🐴
I used to be in a band called The Hinges.
We supported The Doors.
Melodies of Humor:Tune in and Chuckle.
Harrison Ford has released a compilation of songs that are based on the Star Wars trilogy.
It's his first Solo album.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello to the other sideeeeee!
😏😏😏
Nice resume, Mr. Hendrix, but are you expirienced ? 🎸
My farmer friend used his stimulus money to buy chickens.
He got his money for nothing and his chicks for Free. 😊
Earth has become a disco.
And you know what we do at the disco?
Panic. 📀🔊🎼
Why does Ed not have a girlfriend?
Because Sheeran away.
Question:
What Happened When 50cent Got Hungry?
58 😂😂😂
Last night I had a dream about Gloria Gaynor...
At first I was afraid.... Then I was petrified 🤗
Q:
What's the difference between a good lead guitar player and a good investment?
A:
The investment will eventually mature and make money
What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
The pizza can feed a family.
Do you think when Sting retires he'll change his name to Stung ? 🤓
How do you know how heavy a chili pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
When the vikings die in battle, they reach Van Halen. 🤘
Why can’t you tell Elvis a joke?
Because he’ll be all shook up 🕺
I WANT TO STOP MY OBSESSION WITH LISTENING TO PHIL COLLINS SONGS, BUT I KNOW IT'S...
AGAINST ALL ODDS.
❤❤❤
Music jokes: where the laughter is as offbeat as a drummer with no rhythm.
My application to join The Police has been rejected...
To be fair, I don't even know all the words to Every Breath You Take. 🎸
A good romance starts with a good friendship.
A bad romance starts with a "ra ra ah ah ah ra ra ro mah mah ga ga ooh lah lah" 👱♀️
Doctor: You do have a virus, but we can treat it.
Patient: What’s the Cure?
Doctor: It’s an 80s rock band fronted by Robert Smith, but let’s try to stay focused... 🎼
Q: What computer sings the best?
A: A Dell. 🖥️
, , , , , chameleon 😎
My brother used to be in a band called The Hinges...They supported The Doors in the 60s. 🚪
I love listening to mewsicals!
Fur real, they are pawesome..🐱
Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams and Bruno Mars walk into a bar.
It's a coincidence because they didn't planet. 🎸
I used to play the triangle in a reggae band but quit because it was just one ting after another. 🎼