Stupid, silly and dumb questions !

Do Crabs think Fish are flying?

I don't know who this Rorschach man is, but I wish he would stop drawing pictures of my parents fighting.

Can someone tell me why so many ancient battles were fought on tourist sites?

If the good Lord had intended for us to live in a permissive society, wouldn't the Ten Commandments have been called the Ten Suggestions?

What does everyone think about the Anus as a hole?

So if size really matters, why do women moan when they’re fingered ?

Did you know there are no shepherds in shepherd's pie?

Who called it a toilet seat and not an asstray?

Are workers allowed to strike at a match factory?

If I choke on a sucker, am I lollygagging?

Why do they call it a TV set when there is only one?

Is there an age limit for circumcision? I'd like to know the cut off date.

Important Question:
If a Toucan can, can a Cockatoo too ?

Would the body of a dead magician be called an abra cadaver ?

Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

I've never understood why people hold "brief" meetings. Why would you want to have a meeting in your underwear?

If there is nothing left, is it alright?

So when two men fly a plane it’s called a Cockpit!
So when two women fly the same plane is it called a Box Office?

If a pig is sold to the pawn shop, is it a ham-hock?

Why be part of the problem when you can be all of it?

What makes Teflon stick to the pan?

What color Does a Smurf turn If you Choke it ?

When bees move into a new hive do they have a house-swarming party?

Which wine pairs best with telling my coworkers to fuck off ?

Do people who work for Goodyear or Firestone ever re tire?

How come I never came first in sports at School, but now it happens every time during sex?

What do you think of the rectum as a hole ?

The mystery of the clit...have you fingered it out yet?

Why is there flea shampoo? Fleas don't have hair.

If missiles are so accurate why aren’t they called Hittiles ?

I sang my children to sleep. Does that make me a kid napper?

'm just pondering: Does NASA teach all the astronauts the moon walk dance?

What do you call
a sportscar modelling
swimwear...

A lambikni?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

When a funeral director practices driving his vehicle over and over again,
is he rehearsing?

If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?

Completely misunderstood pride month. Does anyone want to buy 15 lions?

If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Are you really happily married or do you have Stockholm syndrome?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?!

I'm just pondering: Did Noah's ark have flood lights?

My grandfather was a laborer on the railroad but when he got electric shocked did that make him a conductor?

Women were born to WOO MEN but why do they WOE MEN?

Why do proctologists become proctologists?

Did you ever feel like you were already tired tomorrow?

If a Viking is reincarnated, is he Bjorn again?

Is a sawhorse the past tense of a seahorse?

If news presenters break news, do weather presenters break wind ?

When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?

If bedbugs are found on beds, who ever came up with the name cockroach?

If having to wear masks is a mandate, do women have to wear them also?

Does anyone actually know what the Knights in white sat in ?

Why is it that when "we need to talk" I only get to listen?

I wonder if people without dogs actually pick food off the floor?

Why is it called a hot water heater when in reality, it’s a cold water heater?

If you're going down the river in a canoe and you get 4 flat tires, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's roof?

Do Transformers have health insurance or car insurance?

How would a mermaid give birth?

If mouse plural is mice,
shouldn't spouse plural be spice?

If you share your personal story of how your gut was healed, is that an intestimonial?

Why does a cheeseburger have cheese on it, but a hamburger doesn’t have ham on it?

If your entire job is to post posters is your job title a poster poster?

Serious question: Where do all the bagel holes go?

Should a company that lays railroad track
advertise their work as unparalleled?

Has it occurred to anyone that the eclipse is just the sun being mooned??

Is it wetter underwater when it rains?

What's the opposite of opposite?

what's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

If an apple exercises...
Is it a core workout?

If an English teacher is convicted of a crime and doesn't complete the sentence, is that a fragment?

Why do they call it a hot water heater, when hot water doesn’t need to be heated?

Why do they call it a Driveway when you park in it ?

Why do we have to brush our teeth if they dont have hair?

Why can you drink a drink but you can’t food a food?

Of all the kitchen utensils, why did judas choose to be tray?

Isn't it weird that a vacuum cleaner isn't something that is used to clean vacuums?

So, if you try to fail and succeed, which have you done ?

I was just pondering. Do fish get stressed over "current" events?

I wonder if the earth makes fun of the moon for having no life?

If you throw a chair does it become a throne ?

Does anyone know what date the 4th of July is on this year ?

Do bees even have knees?

Why is it when someone goes into a baby changing room with a baby they always come out with the same one?

Besides HAPPY RELATIONSHIP,
... what other oxymoron do you know?

Do you think Luke Skywalker sent Darth Vader a Father's Day card?

Why does everyone think I’m paranoid…?

When Steven Spielberg visits his dentist, are they impressed with his Jaws?

I’d like to learn how to water ski this summer. Does anyone know where I can find a lake with a slope on it?