Trading Stocks Jokes: The Market Meets Hilarity!

Get ready to trade tears of laughter for dollar signs in this stock comedy show.


Important tip: Never invest in stock tickers that sound like punchlines.

Warning: Our jokes may cause excessive laughter and unexpected portfolio diversions.

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Weird never felt so funny.
- Updated: 2024-11-20.




  1. Investing in stocks is serious business... until you stumble upon our joke-filled haven.


  2. The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried.


    How do you find a good small-cap fund manager?
    Find a good large-cap fund manager, and wait.


    It was so cold today I saw a stockbroker with his hands in his own pockets.


    "October: This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February." - Mark Twain



  3. We've got the best stock jokes, guaranteed to make your ticker laugh... or cry.


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