Laugh Your Way Through Stardom.
Celebrities: the lucky few who work hard to be recognized, then wear sunglasses to avoid being recognized.
Weird never felt so funny.
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2024-09-07.
1. Enjoy the lighter side of fame and entertainment.
What's Bruce Lees favorite sandwich?
A WHOPPA!!!!
Me...."I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 cents"...
Wife.... "That's Ludacris, how Kanye West your money like that?"
Gary Barlow has deleted me from Facebook....
Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it!
You know what it is called when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
A python just swallowed my Paula Abdul CD.
He's a cold hearted snake.
Just met Leo Sayer in the local pub he said " You look like Ted from Cheers "
He made me feel like Danson.
I went to my barber and asked to have my hair cut like Tom Cruise so he gave me a cushion to sit on.
Knock Knock
Whoโs there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes Sean Connery
I just saw Gwen Stefani walking down the street.
I have no doubt it was her.
Have you met Bruce Lee's vegan brother Broco?
Broco Lee
How do celebrities stay cool?
They have a lot of fans.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. ๐ง
Did you hear about the last date Stephen Hawkings went on? He came back, his glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, a twisted ankle and grazed knees; apparently she stood him up!
If Tiger Woods put his favorite golf club behind his seat in his car, can we say it's his...
Backseat driver??
๐
What did Jay-Z call his mrs before they got married ?
Feyoncรฉ.
2. Ah, the joy of celebrity jokes! Because what could be more satisfying than poking fun at individuals who have everything we could ever dream of?
If it is 'one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, now go cat go...'
Then how many cats is Elvis left with?๐
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โ ฝโ ฆโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ดโ โ โ โ
โ ฒ
or whatever Stevie Wonder said ๐
Who is Einsteinโs favorite rapper? E=MC Hammer. ๐
Why did George Michael get sacked from the sweet shop?
He was careless with the wispers.
What happened when George Michael crashed his car?
Wham! ๐ฅโผ
Does Steve Wonder why Tom Waits ? ๐
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream of?
Being stuck in an elevator with the Spice Girls.
Q: What is it called when Tom Cruise has a boner?
A: Holly-wood. ๐
Q: Why isn't Snoop Dogg aloud to stop at rest areas?
A: Because the sign says 'All dogs must be on leashes'
Q: What is Oprah Winfrey's ghost called?
A: Phantom of the Oprah. ๐ป
Q: Why did Miley Cyrus end her engagement to Liam Hemsworth?
A: They couldn't twerk it out...
Q: How do you break Steve Wonder's neck?
A: Speed up the music. ๐
Q: How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?
A: Blind date.
Q: Have you seen the new Ray Charles Pepsi commercial?
A: Neither has he! ๐
One agent stops by another agent's table to tell him the big news: "Nicolas Cage just died!" The second agent says nothing, then starts nodding. "Good career move."
3. Dive into the world of entertainment and find humor in the glitz and glamor!
Q: Why did Nicolas Cage buy a BMW?
A: More head room. ๐
Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson computer?
It has two bytes and no memory. ๐ฅ
What did Mike Tyson say to his girlfriend?
Your EARresistable ๐
Q: Difference between Madonna and the Titanic?
A: More people have gone down on Madonna.
4. Get your daily dose of laughter and enjoy the lighter side of fame!
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