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"I don't need a personal chauffeur, I have a Tesla. It makes me feel like a celebrity... even if I'm just driving to the grocery store."
- Unknown

"I don't need a personal assistant, I have Siri. She makes me feel like a CEO... even if I'm just asking for the weather."
- Unknown

"I don't need a personal photographer, I have an iPhone. It makes me feel like a professional... even if my selfies are blurry."
- Unknown

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- Updated: 2024-12-02.




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  2. - What do you get when experiencing rapid decompression in a German luxury automobile?
    - Mercedes-Bends.


    - What’s the difference between a luxury SUV a rich South African?
    - One is a Land Rover, the other is a rand lover.


    - What do you call a luxury automobile with a built in artificial intelligence?
    - Alexus.


    You gotta be careful on social media these days.
    I mean, just today I accepted a friend request from Xerox. Turns out it was a scan.


    - Why’d the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
    - She kept throwing out all the W’s.


    - Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender?
    - She was trying to make apple juice.


    - What did the blonde say after glimpsing a box of Cheerios?
    - “OMG! Donut seeds!”


    I have just applied for a job in the Citroen factory. Tougher than I expected really....... 🤔.. I had to send in 2CVs.. 😜


    I do not care for Barbie. She sets unrealistic expectations about women. In my experience, no woman's head can be reattached that easily.


    - Why did the rooster go into KFC?
    - He wanted to see a chicken strip.



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