Where we don't apologize for laughing at the divine.
I asked God for forgiveness, but he replied with a blasphemy joke.
They say blasphemy is a sin, but I say it's just divine satire.
When it comes to blasphemy, even the angels can't help but chuckle.
Weird never felt so funny.
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2024-09-07.
No sacred cow is safe here!
Where blasphemy is the name of the game!
Offensive? Definitely. Entertaining? Absolutely!
Welcome to the dark side of faith!
Where we break the rules and laugh about it.
Where blasphemy meets comedy.
Unapologetically blasphemous.
Where we find humor in the sacred and laugh in the face of tradition.
Science flies people to the moon.
Religion flies people into buildings.
What does God call his nose?
God knows.
If God were a vehicle, what kind of vehicle would he be?
An ice cream truck, because he brings joy to those who discover Him, but people who follow Him too closely are usually paedophiles.
According to the Bible, God killed 2,391,421 people and Satan only killed 10.
Anyone else think we might be following the wrong guy?
I may not be perfect, but Jesus thinks I’m to die for.
The first commandment states: “I am the Lord thy God. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.”
But two of the seven deadly sins are vanity and envy. Fucking Hypocrite!
Why did God make man before He made woman?
Because He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
How do you teach a bunch of kids about God—who He is, and what He does?
Gather them all in a classroom. Then never show up.
If God really made everything…
He’s Chinese, right?
They say that when you die you become closer to God.
Because you no longer fucking exist, right?
Bacon proves God has a sense of humor.
He invents the greatest meat in the world, then bans His chosen people from eating it.
People commonly believe that Jesus died a virgin, but I heard he got nailed right before he died.
If God created man in His own image…
He’s a fucking pervert.
Why did God create man?
Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
Their balls are just for decoration.
What's an ISIS member's favourite song?
None, they'll already be beheaded for blasphemy.
A higgs boson particle walks into the Vatican
The Pope says, "you call yourself the God particle! Your blasphemy is not welcome here, get out!"
The higgs boson particle says "but you can't have mass without me."
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This post is on a laughter break. Stay tuned for some hilariously creative content!
This post is on a laughter break. Stay tuned for some hilariously creative content!