Time travel jokes: Experience the comedic continuum.

Laugh your way through centuries!


They say time travel is impossible, but have they ever tried adjusting the snooze button on a Monday morning?

The best thing about time travel is attending my own surprise party. The confusion on my face was priceless!

I went back to the 1800s and mentioned 'Netflix and chill.' Let's just say they had a very different interpretation of that phrase.

Time travel Jokes meme.
Time travel Jokes meme.

Weird never felt so funny.
- Updated: 2024-07-22.




  1. Your future laughs await in our time-bending jokes!


  2. If you think time travel is a hassle now, just wait until yesterday.


    I used to be addicted to time travel, but that’s all in the future now.


    What is the unit of measure for time traveling breasts?
    Quan-tities.


    I saw an ad touting "less time traveling" as a benefit of online banking.
    I don't think I can time travel any less than I do now.


    Won a prize in the local time travel club raffle. Two tickets to the 1966 World Cup final.



  3. When present-day humor just isn't cutting it, hop into our time machine!


  4. We are all time travelers... moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.


    I had lunch at the Time Travel Buffet and went back four seconds.


    I used to date a time traveller, but I had to break up with her. I found out she was two-timing me.


    I used to hate time travel when I was older.


    I met a time travelling lycan yesterday...he was a when-wolf!



  5. Explore the humor of yesterday, today, and tomorrow at our time-traveling comedy hub!


  6. If I could time travel, I'd make sure the guy who made up the word Walkie-Talkie got to name more things.


    A time traveller.
    Knock, Knock
    Who’s there?


    I heard a really good time travel joke tomorrow.


    Won a prize in the local time travel club raffle. Two tickets to the 1966 World Cup final.


    I heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow.





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