Laugh your way through centuries!
They say time travel is impossible, but have they ever tried adjusting the snooze button on a Monday morning?
The best thing about time travel is attending my own surprise party. The confusion on my face was priceless!
I went back to the 1800s and mentioned 'Netflix and chill.' Let's just say they had a very different interpretation of that phrase.
Weird never felt so funny.
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"If time travel is possible, where are the tourists from the future?"
~ Stephen Hawking
If you think time travel is a hassle now, just wait until yesterday.
I used to be addicted to time travel, but that’s all in the future now.
What is the unit of measure for time traveling breasts?
Quan-tities.
I saw an ad touting "less time traveling" as a benefit of online banking.
I don't think I can time travel any less than I do now.
Won a prize in the local time travel club raffle. Two tickets to the 1966 World Cup final.
We are all time travelers... moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.
I had lunch at the Time Travel Buffet and went back four seconds.
I used to date a time traveller, but I had to break up with her. I found out she was two-timing me.
I used to hate time travel when I was older.
I met a time travelling lycan yesterday...he was a when-wolf!
If I could time travel, I'd make sure the guy who made up the word Walkie-Talkie got to name more things.
A time traveller.
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
I heard a really good time travel joke tomorrow.
Won a prize in the local time travel club raffle. Two tickets to the 1966 World Cup final.