Witch, please. We've got voodoo jokes.

Raising spirits, one laugh at a time.


I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious when it comes to voodoo.

Voodoo: Making pins and needles fun since forever.

I accidentally stepped on my voodoo doll. Now I'm feeling a little flat.

Voodoo Jokes meme.
Voodoo Jokes meme.

Weird never felt so funny.
- Updated: 2024-07-22.




  1. Spellbinding Chuckles: Voodoo Jokes That Haunt Your Funny Bone!


  2. I went to a voodoo prostitute last night

    Didn't manage to get laid but got a little head...


    If you currently have a voodoo doll of me
    Please scratch its balls for me, I'm at a meeting and it's really uncomfortable. Thanks.


    I went to a voodoo prostitute last night.
    Didn't manage to get laid but got a little head...


    Things always have a way of going badly for me.
    I tried to use pins on a voodoo doll that looks like my mother in law and I ended up curing her arthritis with acupuncture.


    To whoever has my voodoo doll, please scratch between my butt cheeks. I'm in public. Thanks.



  3. Summoning Endless Giggles: Voodoo Jokes Bewitch You!


  4. My buddy said he made a voodoo doll of me.
    I think he's pulling my leg.


    Once I forgot to bring my ventriloquist dummy to a show and I had use a voodoo doll of myself.
    It was a pain in the hole.


    To whoever has my voodoo doll,
    please hold its hand.


    I stuck pins in a voodoo doll of my arch enemy.
    I managed to cure his backache and help him quit smoking.


    So I went to the doctors this morning...
    I said to the receptionist: "I need to see a doctor because I've had a voodoo curse put on me".
    "Which doctor?" she asked.
    "Yes, he will do.", I said.



  5. Sorcery of Smiles: Voodoo Jokes for the Mischievous!


  6. I went to see an acupuncturist today. When I got home my voodoo doll was dead.


    I visited an acupuncturist today.
    When I got home, my voodoo doll was dead.


    I'm gonna make a voodoo doll of myself and give it a back rub.


    So I went to the doctors this morning...
    I said to the receptionist: "I need to see a doctor because I've had a voodoo curse put on me".
    "Which doctor?" she asked.
    "Yes, he will do.", I said.


    I went to an acupuncturist and when I got home my voodoo doll was dead.



  7. Making voodoo dolls great again.


  8. Went to the doctors. I said to the receptionist. 'I need to see a doctor because I've had a voodoo curse put on me'. 'Which doctor?' she asked. 'Yes, he will do.' I answered.


    My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"
    I replied "No..."
    She responded: "How about now?"


    Molly: you remind me of a man
    Polly: what man?
    Molly: the man with the power
    Polly: what power?
    Molly: the power of voodoo
    Polly: oo doo?
    Molly: you do
    Polly: do what?
    Molly: remind me of a man...


    I went to see an acupuncturist. When I got home my voodoo doll was dead.





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