Because laughter is the best seasoning at Cannibal Jokes.

Updated: 2024-05-05.

Serving up laughs that are simply to die for.


Did you hear about the cannibal who got promoted? He was a cutthroat salesman.

I asked a cannibal if he was a vegetarian, and he said, 'Only on weekdays, I like to keep things balanced.'

Why did the cannibal go to culinary school? He wanted to learn the proper way to 'meat' people's expectations.

Weird Jokes



Because even cannibals need a good laugh... and a good recipe.


What's a cannibal's favourite band?

Mmm... People 😉


Hear about the cannibal who was fed up with his wife and then dumped her?


What do Asian cannibals eat?

Raw-men



Proving that cannibals have a killer sense of humor.


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Chew on some twisted comedy with Cannibal Jokes.


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For jokes that'll make you scream... for more reasons than one!


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Sink your teeth into some dark and delicious humor.


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Warning: Our jokes are so funny, they're positively flesh-crawling!


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Bite-sized jokes that leave you hungry for more!


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Feeding your funny bone with unexpected flavors!


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Why did the wizard join a cult? Because he wanted to add a little magic to his religious experience! Brace yourself for a divine dose of humor that will leave you spellbound and laughing out loud. Whether you're a believer or not, these jokes are sure to cast a spell on your funny bone. So grab your wand, put on your wizard hat, and get ready for a heavenly dose of laughter!