Humorous Insights into the Business World.
"In business, you have to be serious about your work, but never take yourself too seriously. Laughter is the secret ingredient to success."
- Richard Branson
Making success a laughing matter: Business Jokes that mean serious fun.
A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money.
By chance he knelt next to a man who was praying for $100 to pay an urgent debt.
The businessman took out his wallet and pressed $100 into the other man’s hand.
Overjoyed, the man got up and left the church.
The businessman then closed his eyes and prayed, “And now, Lord, that I have your undivided attention….”
- What did the two business people say to each other whilst closing a deal during an earthquake? - Let’s shake on it!
- How many marketers does it take to screw a light bulb?
- None, they have already automated it.
‘Business is up and down at the moment; I sell yo-yos.’
Why did the electrician close business once a week? Because business was light.
Why did the doughnut maker retire? He was tired of the hole business!
If a neighboring business puts up a sign saying ‘lowest prices’, simply erect your own sign saying ‘main entrance’!
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Unlocking Laughter: Exploring the Business World through Jokes.
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