Jokes that will haunt you.
Ghosts are like bad exes - they always seem to come back when you least expect it.
Ghosts are just like taxes - they haunt you even after you're dead.
I asked a ghost if it wanted to come over for a movie night, but it said it was already dead bored.
"Ghostly giggles guaranteed.
If you die high, do you just stay high as a ghost forever?
My dad just asked me, “Do you believe in ghosts?” Bit of a daft question seeing as he’s been dead ten years.
What do you call the ghost
of a chicken?
A poultry-geist!
Son: Dad is our house haunted?
Dad: May be, but Im not sure.
Son: But the maid told me last night ghosts are not real
Dad: Run, we dont have a maid.
Why don't monsters eat ghosts?
They taste like sheet.
Ghost Jokes:Where spirits have a sense of humor.
Do not drink with ghosts, they can’t handle their boos..
2 men were walking home after a Halloween party & decided to take a shortcut through the cemetary just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetary they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping sound coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear they found an old man with a chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones. Holy cow Mister, one of them said after catching his breath. You scared us half to death. We thought you were a ghost! What are you doing, working so late? Those fools, the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"
Where does a ghost shop for alcohol?
At Total Wine and Spirits.
Why don't monsters eat ghosts?
Because they taste like sheet..
Q: What happens when a ghost drinks boos?
A: They get sheet-faced.
Laughing in the afterlife: Ghost Jokes.
What does Italian ghost eat?
Spookghetti
When Ludwig von Beethoven died in Vienna, Austria in 1827 he was buried at the city's central graveyard.
After 3 days some people who walked by his grave notice there was a strange noise in the air. Something was wrong.
After 6 days more and more people were talking about that and it became topic in the journal, and everybody was thinking that it would be a ghost or some curse.
After 7 days the citizens decided to call the priest to check out what was going on in there.
So a big crowd went to the cemetery to see what the priest would do to find out what was happening.
When the priest standed next to Beethoven's grave he said to everyone not to talk out loud so he could listen to the misterious noise.
10 seconds passed and he talked to people:
- "Don't be afraid, women and men. This is not a ghost exactly."
- "What do you mean?!" - Said one of the men.
- "Can't you hear? It's not a noise. It's Beethoven's 5th Symphony." - Answered the priest.
- "So why is it playing now? Beethoven is dead, isn't he?"
- "Relax. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost. I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door!
My house is haunted by the ghost of an angry chicken.
It’s a poultrygeist!
- Why did the ghost decide to become a vegan?
- Because it's super natural.
Because even ghosts need a good chuckle.
- What does a zombie get when it bites a ghost?
- A mouth full of sheet!
- "What did the ghost say to his valentine?"
- "You look so BOOtiful."
What's do European ghosts eat?
Ghoulash!
A ghost walks into a bar, the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits.”
Q: What is Oprah Winfrey's ghost called?
A: Phantom of the Oprah. 👻
Ghost Jokes: Paranormal punchlines.
A ghost walks into a bar
" whiskey please" he said
Barman replies " sorry we dont serve spirits" 😎
Because laughter is eternal.
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Ghost Jokes: Ghoulishly good laughs.
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Boo-tifully funny: Ghost Jokes.
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