Making light of life's little lessons.
Karma has no menu, you get served what you deserve!
Karma is like a boomerang, it always comes back to hit you in the face!
Karma: the only justice system where payback is both inevitable and hilarious!
Karma is a joke, and we're the punchline.
“Scientists study the world as it is, engineers create the world that never has been.”
- Theodore von Karman
"Mess with me? I'll let karma do its job. Mess with my family? I become karma."
- Unknown
"Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma."
Reddit karma is a lot like sex
I don't get it.
How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?
When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.
What goes around, comes around...in the form of a joke.
What's the difference between Bad Karma and Reddit Karma?
You get Bad Karma by stealing other people's belongings. You get Reddit Karma by stealing other people's jokes.
My buddy asked me how my post got so much karma
“Simple, piece of cake”
I'm a firm believer in karma...
All of the people I treated badly had it coming to them.
I gonna get a female dog
I'm naming her Karma...
My girlfriend bought me the karma sutra.
Which put me in a very awkward position.
Karma's a b*tch, but she's also hilarious.
What does Karen and Karma have in common?
They both can be real bitches and bite you in the ass.
Don't name a male dog Karma.
Karma’s a bitch.