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"I'm not malfunctioning, I'm just experiencing spontaneous creativity."
- Robot
Why was the robot feeling down? Because he had low battery.
Why did the robot go to the doctor? Because he had a virus.
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What does a robot do after sex?
He nuts and bolts.
"Coding is a superpower because you can speak the language of robots and command them to do whatever you like."
What do you call an angsty teenage robot?
A sigh Borg.
The reason why I use Android is cause Adam and Eve had an Apple... and fucked everything up.
The Three Laws of Robotics:
A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.
The future of comedy is here, and it's robotic.
Why did the robot cross the road? Because he was programmed to do it.
FUN Fact:
A new study found that overall, Android users are more honest than iPhone users.
What does a robot do after sex?
He nuts and bolts.
Why did the robot have some trouble focusing at school on Monday? He was a little rusty!
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Because even robots need a good laugh.
It’s kind of ironic that computers now ask humans to prove they’re not robots.
Surely a robot can figure out how to tick a box on a website saying’ I am not a robot’
I’ve seen Terminator 2 and that one could fly a helicopter.
Know what’s ironic?
A computer asking me if I’m a robot.
The first man married to a robot recently filed for a divorce. He couldn't turn her on anymore.
I took a robot out for a meal, but he didn’t enjoy it.
He liked the starters, but he was turned off by the mains.
Robots telling jokes? It's not a glitch, it's a feature.
Why is a robot mechanic never lonely? Because he's always making new friends.
- Why did the robot go on summer vacation?
- I haven’t a clue.
- He needed to recharge his batteries.
What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor?
A transfarmer.
I built a robot of the lead singer of the band that did ‘you really got me’. It doesn’t work properly, and I’m still trying to figure out the kinks.
Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall?
They were autumn mated. 🤖