Hilarious jokes about VOODOO that will make your day !

I went to an acupuncturist and when I got home my voodoo doll was dead.

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please scratch between my butt cheeks. I'm in public. Thanks.

Things always have a way of going badly for me.
I tried to use pins on a voodoo doll that looks like my mother in law and I ended up curing her arthritis with acupuncture.

I stuck pins in a voodoo doll of my arch enemy.
I managed to cure his backache and help him quit smoking.

I went to a voodoo prostitute last night

Didn't manage to get laid but got a little head...

If you currently have a voodoo doll of me
Please scratch its balls for me, I'm at a meeting and it's really uncomfortable. Thanks.

I went to a voodoo prostitute last night.
Didn't manage to get laid but got a little head...

Things always have a way of going badly for me.
I tried to use pins on a voodoo doll that looks like my mother in law and I ended up curing her arthritis with acupuncture.

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please scratch between my butt cheeks. I'm in public. Thanks.

My buddy said he made a voodoo doll of me.
I think he's pulling my leg.

Once I forgot to bring my ventriloquist dummy to a show and I had use a voodoo doll of myself.
It was a pain in the hole.

To whoever has my voodoo doll,
please hold its hand.

I stuck pins in a voodoo doll of my arch enemy.
I managed to cure his backache and help him quit smoking.

So I went to the doctors this morning...
I said to the receptionist: "I need to see a doctor because I've had a voodoo curse put on me".
"Which doctor?" she asked.
"Yes, he will do.", I said.

I went to see an acupuncturist today. When I got home my voodoo doll was dead.

I visited an acupuncturist today.
When I got home, my voodoo doll was dead.

I'm gonna make a voodoo doll of myself and give it a back rub.

So I went to the doctors this morning...
I said to the receptionist: "I need to see a doctor because I've had a voodoo curse put on me".
"Which doctor?" she asked.
"Yes, he will do.", I said.

I went to an acupuncturist and when I got home my voodoo doll was dead.

Went to the doctors. I said to the receptionist. 'I need to see a doctor because I've had a voodoo curse put on me'. 'Which doctor?' she asked. 'Yes, he will do.' I answered.

My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"
I replied "No..."
She responded: "How about now?"

Molly: you remind me of a man
Polly: what man?
Molly: the man with the power
Polly: what power?
Molly: the power of voodoo
Polly: oo doo?
Molly: you do
Polly: do what?
Molly: remind me of a man...

I went to see an acupuncturist. When I got home my voodoo doll was dead.