Chemistry Jokes: Unleash the Elements of Laughter!

My ex-girlfriend and I still have a lot of chemistry between us.
Admittedly, it's the kind you get between acetone and hydrogen peroxide...

Young's Handy Guide to the Modern Sciences: If it is green or it wiggles -- it is Biology. If it stinks -- it is Chemistry. If it doesn't work -- it is Physics.

Most couples have chemistry. But others must have mathematics, because they’re full of problems.

Study mathematics to understand physics

Study physics to understand chemistry

Study chemistry to understand biology

Study biology to understand psychology

Study psychology to understand economics

Study economics and philosophy to be free

My chemistry teacher is a damn liar!
He said that alcohol is a solvent. I've been drinking for years and it hasn't solved any of my problems.

That awkward moment when you tell a chemistry joke, and get no reaction.
I guess all the good chemistry puns argon.

Sometimes I make chemistry jokes just to see the reactions.

What happened to all the good chemistry jokes?
They argon.

As part of our Chemistry coursework, everyone in my class had to create a glue strong enough to stick a wooden chair to the wall. The teacher said my effort was the best.
I nailed it.

Wanted to tell a chemistry joke but all the good ones Argon.

I make terrible chemistry puns, but only periodically.

What did the science book say to the math book before their break up?

“I’m incomplete without you but you’ve got too many problems and no chemistry”

-Did you hear Putin was nominated for the Nobel Prize?
-In chemistry, I assume?

I love chemistry puns, but all the good ones Argon!

How often should a person make chemistry jokes?

Periodically!!!

I have a joke on Chemistry but am not sure if I will get the desired reactions.

A chemistry text book is atoms explaining atoms to a bunch of atoms.

I'm kinda apprehensive to share this chemistry joke!

I don't think I'll get the right reaction...😏

I cracked a joke about chemistry and there was no reaction.
🙂

I made a joke about chemistry but there was no reaction !! 🧪

Once, I told a chemistry joke

There was no reaction