150+ jokes about jokes that will make your day !

A cornstalk walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Want to hear a joke?” The corn stalk replies, “I’m all ears!”

On my tombstone, please write "Not appreciating my puns was a grave mistake."

Cosmetic puns are really difficult to make-up.

Goodness honey, it's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

Adolf Hitler once gave a man a medal because he found his joke funny.

Most lasagna puns are multi-layered and overly-cheesy.

I have a statistics joke but its not significant.

You tell the punchline first.

How do you mess up a joke?

Yes, I repeat the same jokes on here, but I mix up the typos to keep things interesting.

Well, I was going to tell a joke about sewing machines but I ran out of material.

I have a feng shui joke but I can’t place it.

Don’t crack jokes about clitoris.
It is a sensitive spot for many people.

Twitter removed my joke about a rice cake. They said it was tasteless.

I had a pretty good chinese spy balloon joke, but it got shot down.

I would make a dick joke

But I’m not sure it would fit in.

Butt jokes aren't all they're cracked up to be.

I wish my Husband knew the difference between antidote and anecdote. I got bit by a snake and he starts telling me funny stories.

Those who appreciate Colour Jokes have a great sense of hue-mour.

I've been working on a Scandinavian joke. It would be Swede if I could Finnish it, but right now there's just Norway.

What do gun jokes and American school kids have in common?

Neither get old.

Those who appreciate Colour Jokes have a great sense of hue-mour.

A mate of mine told me a joke about oil. I said to him "is this some kind of slick joke"

I'm a food joke writer. Yesterday I heard a not so funny joke. I still can't digest it.

I had a joke about hair that wasnt that good but it was all i could comb up with.

You heard the joke about the bed? No? That's because it hasn't been made yet!

In India they have a humor vaccine it’s called a punjab.

Hubby asked if I got paid for my witty puns. I said no. He said y’all are getting your moneys worth.

Dark jokes are happiness...
Not everyone gets it...

I always get nervous when my bi roommate tells jokes,
they can go either way.

I told a joke about a sex toy, its created quite a Buzz.

Planted some Puns in my garden last year.
I wonder what's groan.

Math puns are the first sine of madness.

Stop with the air conditioner jokes.
I’m not a fan.

Told my friend a joke about viagra. I have never seen him laugh so hard.

What did the Goat say to his son when he told a bad joke ?
“You’ve got to be
Kidd-ing!”

My husband never liked puns or the theater until I took him to see a play on words.

Why don't eggs tell jokes, because they crack up before the punchline.

Cosmetic puns are really difficult to make-up.

Towels can’t tell jokes, they have a dry sense of humor.

People keep bugging me to make a joke about mobile phones. I think that is very CELL-FISH of them.

I don't enjoy computer jokes. Not one bit.

"My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn't quit cold turkey."

Tired of these Bruce Lee jokes.. Real Lee ...

This is the first dirty joke I heard about 50yrs ago.
"A pig fell in the mud".

I've had it with Bruce Lee jokes. Complete Lee.

Yesterday evening I had to change a lightbulb, a bit later on I crossed the road. Then I walked into a bar..

My life is a joke.

I heard there’s been a lot of jokes in our premature ejaculation support group lately.
But when I came, everyone just shut up.

I told a joke about premature ejaculation, but nobody laughed.
...What, too soon?

A friend of mine is always going on about photography jokes. You just can’t shutter up.

Wanna here a joke about Vikings?

Never mind, there’s Norway you’d laugh at it.

What do Introverts do when they mess up a joke?
Introvise .

If a mole working within the FBI were to come up with a joke what kind would it be?
An inside joke.

I would make a joke about the government right now.
But it probably wouldn’t accomplish anything.

I was going to post a joke about Capitalism...
... but 99% of you can't afford to get it.