Random palindrome:
As I pee, sir, I see Pisa!
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- Updated:
2024-09-07.
Selected palindromes:
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo.
Anne, I vote more cars race Rome to Vienna.
A Santa at NASA has won top spot at this year's Christmas palindrome award.
When is a palindrome not a palindrome?
All the time.
More palindromes...
I've just become a professor of palindromes.
You may now call me Dr. Awkward
Me: doctor the palindromes make me anxious.
Doc: take a XANAX.
Had a go at a palindrome competition and won top spot.
ABBA are the only palindromic act to have a palindromic hit (SOS) in a palindromic genre (pop).
Your word is palindrome
"Can you use it in a sentence?"
Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog.
A Santa at NASA has won top spot at this year's Christmas palindrome award.
Anyone remember the band "The Palindromes"?
Their first single was
“If I Had A Hi Fi”.
17971
is a prime example
of a palindrome.
Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?
Doc, note I dissent: a fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.
Did Hannah see bees? Hannah did.
Anne, I vote more cars race Rome to Vienna.
Pull up, Eva! we’re here! Wave! Pull up!
Cigar? Toss it in a can. It is so tragic.
Amy? Must I jujitsu my ma?
A man, a plan, a canal: Panama.
Sit on a potato pan, Otis.
As I pee, sir, I see Pisa!
When is a palindrome not a palindrome?
All the time.
My bank account balance is a palindrome.
$00.00
Our clumsy mate has just got a PhD in palindromes.
We call him
Dr Awkward.
What do you call a funny palindrome?
lol.
What kind of car does the president of the palindrome society own?
A Toyota.
How many palindromes do I know of?
Not a ton.
UFO tofu?
Yo, banana boy!
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo.
Murder for a jar of red rum.
Madam, in Eden, I’m Adam.
Ed, I saw Harpo Marx ram Oprah W. aside.
Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned.
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Taco cat.
Borrow or rob?
Are we not pure? “No, sir!” Panama’s moody Noriega brags. “It is garbage!” Irony dooms a man—a prisoner up to new era.
Amore, Roma.
Al lets Della call Ed “Stella.”
A nut for a jar of tuna.