Geology Joke of the Day:
If Dwayne Johnson studies his family tree,
would that be
geneology or geology?
Geologists: we break rocks for a living — and we still find them fascinating!
"The earth, in short, is a story written in stone."
— Sir Arthur Keith
"The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases; one of its diseases is called man."
— Friedrich Nietzsche
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-08-06.
Selected geology jokes:
Why shouldn’t you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
- How did the geology student drown?
- His grades were below C-level.
Lava is the hipster of geology. It knew how to rock before it was cool.
If Dwayne Johnson studies his family tree,
would that be
geneology or geology?
More geology jokes...
I knew a famous geologist who was a rock star.
A bunch of geologist friends of mine just started a rock group.
I’ve always loved rock bands. They’re why I became a geologist.
My wife thinks she's a geologist. She's always pointing out my faults.
If Dwayne Johnson studies his family tree,
would that be
geneology or geology?
Why shouldn’t you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
- Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
- The Rolling Stones.
- How do geologists like to relax?
- In rocking chairs, of course!
- How did the geology student drown?
- His grades were below C-level.
Lava is the hipster of geology. It knew how to rock before it was cool.