Random chemistry joke:
I make terrible chemistry puns, but only periodically.

Selected chemistry jokes:
My chemistry teacher is a damn liar!
He said that alcohol is a solvent. I've been drinking for years and it hasn't solved any of my problems.
More chemistry jokes...
My ex-girlfriend and I still have a lot of chemistry between us.
Admittedly, it's the kind you get between acetone and hydrogen peroxide...
Young's Handy Guide to the Modern Sciences: If it is green or it wiggles -- it is Biology. If it stinks -- it is Chemistry. If it doesn't work -- it is Physics.
Study mathematics to understand physics
Study physics to understand chemistry
Study chemistry to understand biology
Study biology to understand psychology
Study psychology to understand economics
Study economics and philosophy to be free
My chemistry teacher is a damn liar!
He said that alcohol is a solvent. I've been drinking for years and it hasn't solved any of my problems.
That awkward moment when you tell a chemistry joke, and get no reaction.
I guess all the good chemistry puns argon.
As part of our Chemistry coursework, everyone in my class had to create a glue strong enough to stick a wooden chair to the wall. The teacher said my effort was the best.
I nailed it.
What did the science book say to the math book before their break up?
“I’m incomplete without you but you’ve got too many problems and no chemistry”