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In 2006, an Australian man attempted to sell New Zealand on eBay. The bidding reached $3,000 before eBay shut it down.

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Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs.

It's also their biggest import.


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Drinking a banana milkshake can help cure a hangover.


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A male ladybird can spend up to four hours mating with a dead female before realizing they are dead.


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A lighthouse is actually very heavy.



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FUN Fact: Vodka drinkers are less likely to suffer from a stroke.


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Nothing makes an introvert happy than a cancelled plan.


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Lemons were not naturally made, so life didn’t give us lemons, we gave lemons life.


Fun Fact: The word 'bed' looks like an actual bed.


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Every human being starts out as an anus - It's the first part of our bodies to form in the womb.


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Horses 'wink' with their vaginas when they are horny.


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Watching horror films can burn up to 200 calories, the same as a half-hour walk.


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There is a town in Canada called Dildo.


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According to an Oxford study, falling in love costs you on average 2 friends.


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Female ferrets can die if they don't have enough sex.


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Go. is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.


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The doctor who discovered that hand washing prevented the spread of disease was thrown in a mental institution for his crazy ideas.


FUN Fact:
In 2006, an Australian man attempted to sell New Zealand on eBay. The bidding reached $3,000 before eBay shut it down.


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When you see a cat, slowly blink at it. If it blinks back, the cat is content with you.


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A person with damage to the right brain hemisphere can develop a "joke addiction," - a compulsive need to constantly make and tell jokes.


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Applying vodka on your face cleanses the skin, tightens pores and can prevent acne breakouts.


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Avocados are toxic to almost every other animal except humans.


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Iceland's population is so small that an Icelandic company has created an anti-incest app to prevent Icelanders from dating their relatives.


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Farting helps reduce high blood pressure and is good for your health.


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The television was invented before sliced bread.


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There's a species of fish named the "slippery dick."


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New York is the most destroyed city in movie history.


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The word "listen" has the same letters as the word "silent".


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Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.


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You're the only person who's heard everything you've ever said.


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Brad Pitt is related to Barack Obama. They are ninth cousins.


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Laughing lowers stress hormones and strengthens the immune system by releasing health-enhancing hormones.


FUN Fact:
Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.


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In 1984, New Zealand's Prime Minister Robert Muldoon got drunk and spontaneously called for a general election - he lost.


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You're more likely to be killed by a vending machine related accident than to win the lottery.


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It's ok and "I'm fine" are the two most common lies spoken in the world.


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If you sneeze while driving at 60 mph, you may travel 50 feet with your eyes closed, according to a study.


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There are more chickens than people in the world.


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A man is more likely to get a woman’s phone number if he is accompanied by a dog.


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Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world, it is ten times more effective than Valium.


FUN Fact:
Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day.


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Ice Cream actually makes your body warmer due to the fat content.


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When someone gives you advice, respond with "you're right" rather than "I know." You'll come across as being nicer.


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At a restaurant wash your hands after ordering. The menu is generally the dirtiest thing you can touch!


FUN Fact:
For one moment in time, you were the youngest person in the world.


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J.K. Rowling was the first person to ever become a billionaire from writing books.


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Neil Armstrong had to fill an immigration form while coming back to the earth from the moon.


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In the Netherlands, workers can be absent for up to two years while receiving 70% of their salary as sick pay.


FUN FACT:
Research has shown that people are happiest at 7:26pm on Saturday evening.


FUN Fact:
Drinking a banana milkshake can help cure a hangover.


FUN Fact:
It's illegal to own 6 or more dildos in Texas.


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Some penguins are prostitutes – Offering sex in exchange for pebbles.


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Hot water is more likely to break thick glass than thin glass. That's why test tubes are made of thin glass.


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One hour of chewing gum can burn off the calories you gain from eating one Pringle.


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In 2013, a man bought a house next to his ex-wife just to install a giant middle finger statue for her to see every day.


FUN Fact:
A male ladybird can spend up to four hours mating with a dead female before realizing they are dead.


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Will Smith, Nicolas Cage, Tom Cruise, Johnny Depp, and Leonardo DiCaprio were all offered the part of Neo in The Matrix before Keanu Reeves.


FUN Fact:
Bae is a Danish word for poop.


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A new study found that overall, Android users are more honest than iPhone users.


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The Japanese passenger who survived the titanic crash was marked as a coward by his country for not dying with the other passengers.


FUN Fact:
New York is the most destroyed city in movie history.


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It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them.


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There is no single food that provides all the nutrients that humans need, except for breast milk.


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You should delete your browser cookies before buying airline tickets - Ticket fares go up when you’ve visited a site multiple times.


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Science says that each glass of water you drink contains at least one molecule of water that has once passed through the digestive system of a dinosaur.


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Pirates wore eye patches to have one eye adjusted for the top deck and the other already adjusted for the darkness when going below deck.


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When you remember a past event, you are actually remembering the last time you remembered it, not the event itself.


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Unfaithful men have lower IQs according to a scientific study.


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When you blush, and your face turns red, so does the inside of your stomach.


FUN Fact:
Without your pinky finger, you would lose 50% of your hand strength.


FUN fact:
Pluto didn't even complete one revolution around the sun between its discovery and its declassification as a planet.


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The entrance to the Hogwarts gym is called 'The Dumbbell Door'


FUN fact:
People who swear a lot tend to be more honest, upfront, and loyal with their friends, partners and family.


Fun fact:
Farting helps reduce high blood pressure and is good for your health.


Fun fact:
A lighthouse is actually very heavy.




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