Get Ready to Laugh with These Hilarious Anagrams.

Dusty = Study
Night = Thing
Inch = Chin
Brag = Grab
Cat = Act

Waitress = A stew, Sir?
Western Union = No Wire Unsent
Waitress – a stew, Sir?
Breasts – bra sets
Graduation – out in a drag

Astronomer – moon starer
Apple Inc – epic plan
Stupid girl – drips guilt
Frito lay – oily fart

Tar = Rat
Arc = Car
Elbow = Below
State = Taste
Cider = Cried

Mandatory anagram = Damn a Tory

So I heard the guy who invented anagrams passed away today...
May he erect a penis.

I went to Kyoto for the 'World Anagram Championship'.....

Turns out it was in Tokyo

'Eleven plus two' is an anagram of 'twelve plus one'.

David Letterman – Nerd amid late TV
Sherlock Holmes – he’ll mesh crooks
Actor Sylvester Stallone – very cool talentless star
Clint Eastwood – old west action
Sheryl Crow – her slow cry

David Letterman – Nerd amid late TV
Sherlock Holmes – he’ll mesh crooks
Actor Sylvester Stallone – very cool talentless star
Clint Eastwood – old west action
Sheryl Crow – her slow cry

Barbie doll – liberal bod
George Bush – he bugs Gore
Bruce Springsteen – creep bringes tunes
Jennifer Aniston – fine in torn jeans
Spice Girls – pig slices

Bob Marley – marble boy
John Mayer – enjoy harm
William Shakespeare – I am a weakish speller
Gene Simmons – immense song

Dick Cheney – needy chick
Margaret Thatcher – that great charmer
Ronald Wilson Reagan – insane anglo warlord
Saddam Hussain – humans sad side
Angela Merkel – Eek! All German!

I hate school – oh so ethical
No admittance – contaminated
Austin Powers – power us satin
George Bush – he grew bogus
Grand Old Party – Portly Grandad

Narcissim – man’s crisis
Comfort is – microsoft
Hot water – worth tea
Darling, I love you – avoiding our yell
The country side – no city dust here

Baseball – babes all
Christmas – trims cash
year two thousand – a year to shut down
Santa Monica – satanic moan
ipod lover – poor devil

Astronomer – moon starer
Apple Inc – epic plan
Stupid girl – drips guilt
Frito lay – oily fart

Waitress = A stew, Sir?
Western Union = No Wire Unsent
Waitress – a stew, Sir?
Breasts – bra sets
Graduation – out in a drag

The United States Bureau of Fisheries = I Raise the Bass to Feed Us in the Future
The United States of America = Attaineth its cause, freedom
Tom Cruise = So I'm Cuter
Vacation time = I am not active
Vacation Times = I'm Not as Active

The Hilton = Hint: Hotel
The Hospital Ambulance = A Cab, I Hustle to Help Man
The Meaning of Life = The fine game of nil
The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet

The country side = No City Dust Here
The Detectives = Detect Thieves
The ears = Hear set
The eyes = They see
The Great New York Rapid Transit Tunnel = Giant work in street, partly underneath

Sycophant = Acts phony
Television programming = Permeating living rooms
The centenarians = I can hear ten "tens"
The Check is in the Mail = Claim Heck, I sent it heh
The cockroach = Cook, catch her

Schoolmaster = The classroom
Slot Machines = Cash Lost in'em
Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's
Software = Swear Oft
Sunshine and Shadow = Show in Sun and Shade

Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
Naturalist = A trails nut
Postmaster = Stamp Store
Presbyterians = Best In Prayers = Britney Spears
Protectionism = Cite no imports = Nice to imports

I run to escape = A persecution
Indomitableness = Endless ambition
Listen = Silent
Madam Curie = Radium came
Mel Gibson = Bong Smile

Father-in-law = Near halfwit
Funeral = Real Fun
Garbage Man = Bag Manager
Graduation = Out in a drag!
Heavy Rain? = Hire a Navy!

Dictionary = Indicatory
Dormitory = Dirty Room
Election Results = Lies, Let's Recount!
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
Evangelist = Evil's Agent

Contradiction = Accord not in it
Conversation = Voices Rant On
Darling I love you = leaving your idol / Avoiding our yell
David Letterman = Nerd amid late TV
Desperation = A rope ends it

Barbie doll = I'll bare bod
Butterfly = Flutter-by
Christmas tree = Search, Set, Trim
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
Clothespins = So let's pinch

A telescope = To see place
Admirer = Married
Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
Animosity = Is No Amity
Astronomers = Moon starers / No more stars

A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place
A domesticated animal = Docile, as a man tamed it
A Gentleman = Elegant Man
A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss = Stroller on Go, Amasses Nothing
A telephone girl = Repeating "Hello"

Denver = Nerved
Las Vegas = Salvages
Statue of Liberty = Built to stay free
Violet Cat = Attic Love
Santa = satan

Elvis = Lives
Madonna Louise Ciccone = One cool dance musician
Bart (as in Bart Simpson) = Brat
Paris = Pairs
San Diego = Diagnose

Jim Morrison = Mr. Mojo Risin'
Damon Albarn = Dan Abnormal
George Bush = He bugs Gore
Clint Eastwood = Old West action
Ronald Reagan = A darn long era

Slot machines = Cash lost in me
Fourth of July = Joyful Fourth
O, Draconian devil = Leonardo da Vinci
Oh, lame saint = The Mona Lisa
So dark the con of man = Madonna of the Rocks

The eyes = They see
A gentleman = Elegant man
Funeral = Real fun
The Morse Code = Here come dots
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one

Dormitory = Dirty room
School master = The classroom
Conversation = Voices rant on
Listen = Silent
Astronomer = Moon starer

Bored = Robed
Save = Vase
Angel = Glean
Stressed = Desserts
debit card = bad credit

Dusty = Study
Night = Thing
Inch = Chin
Brag = Grab
Cat = Act

Tar = Rat
Arc = Car
Elbow = Below
State = Taste
Cider = Cried