Where equations meet entertainment.
These jokes are like a formula for mirth, where the only variables involved are wit and a healthy appreciation for numbers.
Just remember, they may be a bit hard to grasp for some, but fear not, because laughter is the common denominator that unites us all. Happy laughing and calculating, my fellow math enthusiasts!
The quadratic equations of comedy.
The recipe said, ‘Set the oven to 180 degrees’.
Now I can’t open it because the door is facing the wall.
He told me he's studying forensics
Big Deal.
I learnt it in grade IV . Its ten.
It was plane to see that the late Professor of Geometry was unparalleled in her field.
I have no respect 4 people who use numbers instead of words.
A statistics pun can be considered as mean.
Fun Fact!
Did you know that 3.14%
of all sailors are pirates?
Those without sin cannot be divided by the length of the hypotenuse!
You know what's odd?
Numbers you can't divide by two.
Dear mathematics. Stop asking to find your x. She has a new boyfriend.
Why didn’t 4 ask out 5?
Because he was 2 ²
How do you make 7 even?
Remove the S 😀
There are two types of people in this world:
1. People who can extrapolate from incomplete data
I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he’s plotting something!
Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same
10+10=20 11+11=22.
If I had 50c every time I failed a maths test...
I'd have $6.30 right now.
Where humor and numbers come together in a delightful equation.
I read that 10 out of 2 people are dyslexic.
I called a local pizza place the other night and said, “Do you do takeaways?” They said “Yes”, so I said “what’s 23452 minus 345?”
What did 2 say to 3 when they saw 6 acting like an idiot?
Don’t mind him. He is just a product of our times.
What do you call a hen that’s good at arithmetic?
A mathamachicken.
How do you turn six to nine?
Remove the "s".
There was an explosion at the pie factory. The blast could be heard 3.14 miles away.
I know every single digit of pi.
I just don’t know the order of them.
What did the math book say to the literature book?
You're so full of great stories, I'm just filled with problems.
Roman Numerals. What are they good IV?
Dear mathematics: Stop asking to find your x, she has a new boyfriend now.
The plus sign has no equal.
An infinite number of mathematician walk into a bar. First one orders a beer. Second orders half a beer. Third one 1/3 of a beer. The bartender pours 2 beers and says. You got gotta know your limits 🤣
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's sad that they will never meet...
What do you call a person with a compulsive need to do mathematics?
Add-ict.
I had an odd-job man in to help me do some work around the house. I gave him a list of 10 things to do. He only did numbers 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.
The little mathematical puzzles that, when solved, reward you with laughter.
I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved.
My new girlfriend just found out that I'm 42. She said, "You told me that you was 28 and a half." I said, "I am if you think about it."
Have you heard about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
Did you know that 4 out of every 3 people has trouble with fractions?
To improve your chances of winning the lottery by 100% - you only need to buy a second lottery ticket.
A well rounded student in our geometry class tried to draw a cube, but kept having a mental block. Her lines looked like a wrecked angle.
How Do Mathematicians Communicate?
-They Use Sine language
A hillbilly family's only son saves up money to go to college. After about three years, he comes back home. They are sitting around the dinner table, when the dad says, ''Well son, you done gone to college, so you must be perty smart. Why don't you speak some math fer' us?'' ''Ok, Pa.'' The son then says, ''Pi R squared.'' After a moment, the dad says, ''Why son, they ain't teached ya nothin'! Pie are round, cornbread are square.''
Converting decimals to fractions is pointless.
I have a hen who can count her own eggs . . . She’s a mathemachicken!
If I ever win a $1,000,000, I’d probably donate a quarter of it to charity...
That would still leave me with $999,999.75...
What did 2 say to 3 when they saw 6 act like an idiot?
Don’t mind him. He’s just a product of our times.
He wears glasses during math because it improves division.
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
53.8% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Where the punchlines are derived from algebraic formulas and laughter is the solution to all of life's problems.
Why do math teachers make good dancers?
Because they have algorithm!
And so Atheist cant solve an exponential equation...😏 They dont believe in high power😇
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage tan or cos ?
Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. It's Dublin every day.
I knew a mathematician who couldn’t afford lunch.
He could binomial.
Im a data scientist, I work with models.
If twos company and three's a crowd. What's four and five ?? Nine.
If you only sucked average sized penises, you could accurately say that you suck a mean dick.
There are two types of people in the world: 1)Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets.
Not all math puns are funny.
Just sum.
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I made graph of all my past relationships.
It has an ex axis and a why axis.
Did you know... theres a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
You really shouldn't be intimidated by advanced math…
it's easy as pi! 🤗
Parallel lines are vegetarian
They never meat. 😉