Random geography joke:
Why are there no ants in the Arctic circle?
Because they're all in the ant Arctic circle.
Selected geography jokes:
"Dad" , "yes son ?" Where are the himalayans? I don't know ask your mom she puts everything away."
Where in Ireland would you find the most South Park fans? Kilkenny.
Why are there no ants in the Arctic circle?
Because they're all in the ant Arctic circle.
Why does the Yeti know all the map symbols?
Because it's a legend!
More geography jokes...
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t even well rounded.
Germany has to be one of the smelliest countrys in Europe
-Its so bad they have a town called Cologne
"I've built a model of Mount Everest."
“Is it to scale?"
“No, just to look at...”
I’ve always wanted to climb Mt. Everest... just not more than I don’t want to.
Completely forgot I booked a trip to Egypt. I must be going seenile.
How did the geography student drown?
His grades were below C level.
Q) If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
A) Idaho... Alaska!
Which country is the slippiest?
Greece!
What's the coldest country?
Chile!
What do you call a country populated entirely by donkeys?
An assassination!
What was Thor's favourite thing about geography?
Learning about the equa-thor!
Why did the Romanian stop reading at night?
They were giving the Bucharest!
How do mountains see?
They peak!
What did the rock say to the geographer?
Don't take me for granite!
What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz?
A con-tour map!
Which is smarter? Longitude or latitude.
Longitude, because it has 360 degrees!
Where do crayons go on vacation?
Color-ado!
What do you call the little rivers that flow into the Nile?
Juveniles!
Why does the Yeti know all the map symbols?
Because it's a legend!
Q: Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?
A: Student: I didn't even know it was sick!
Q: What is the fastest country in the world?
A: Rush-a!
Q: What did Delaware?
A: Her New Jersey!
Q: What is the capital of Washington?
A: The W!
Q: What city cheats at exams?
A: Peking!
Q: What rock group has four men that don't sing?
A: Mount Rushmore!
Q: Teacher: Where is the English Channel?
A: Student: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up!
Q: What are the Great Plains?
A: The 747, Concorde and F-16!
Q: Where to pencils come from?
A: Pennsylvania!
Q: What stays in the corner, but travels around the world?
A: A stamp!
Q: What is the smartest state?
A: Alabama, it has four A's and one B.
Q: Where do the pianists go for vacation?
A: Florida Keys.
Q: What has 5 eyes and is lying on the water?
A: The Mississippi River.