Get ready to globe-trot with giggles!
"I've traveled to every corner of the earth, but I still can't locate my car keys most mornings"
- Johnny Depp
"I've sailed the seven seas, but I still struggle with basic geography trivia"
- David Beckham
Weird never felt so funny.
- Updated:
2025-05-08.
1. Making geography funny, one joke at a time!
Q) If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
A) Idaho... Alaska!
Which country is the slippiest?
Greece!
What's the coldest country?
Chile!
What do you call a country populated entirely by donkeys?
An assassination!
What was Thor's favourite thing about geography?
Learning about the equa-thor!
Why did the Romanian stop reading at night?
They were giving the Bucharest!
How do mountains see?
They peak!
What did the rock say to the geographer?
Don't take me for granite!
What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz?
A con-tour map!
Which is smarter? Longitude or latitude.
Longitude, because it has 360 degrees!
2. Mapping out the world of geography humor!
Where do crayons go on vacation?
Color-ado!
What do you call the little rivers that flow into the Nile?
Juveniles!
Why does the Yeti know all the map symbols?
Because it's a legend!
Q: Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?
A: Student: I didn't even know it was sick!
Q: What is the fastest country in the world?
A: Rush-a!
Q: What did Delaware?
A: Her New Jersey!
Q: What is the capital of Washington?
A: The W!
Q: What city cheats at exams?
A: Peking!
Q: What rock group has four men that don't sing?
A: Mount Rushmore!
Q: Teacher: Where is the English Channel?
A: Student: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up!
3. Unleashing geographic giggles for all!
Q: What are the Great Plains?
A: The 747, Concorde and F-16!
Q: Where to pencils come from?
A: Pennsylvania!
Q: What stays in the corner, but travels around the world?
A: A stamp!
Q: What is the smartest state?
A: Alabama, it has four A's and one B.
Q: Where do the pianists go for vacation?
A: Florida Keys.
Q: What has 5 eyes and is lying on the water?
A: The Mississippi River.
4. Dying of Laughter: Finding humor in every corner of the globe!
This post is on a laughter break. Stay tuned for some hilariously creative content!
5. Geo-jokes: Where laughter and maps collide!
This post is on a laughter break. Stay tuned for some hilariously creative content!
6. Giggles and geography, the perfect combo!
This post is on a laughter break. Stay tuned for some hilariously creative content!
7. Geography Jokes: Where maps meet hilarity!
This post is on a laughter break. Stay tuned for some hilariously creative content!
8. Geography Jokes: Laughing our way around the globe!
This post is on a laughter break. Stay tuned for some hilariously creative content!