Random geology joke: I knew a famous geologist who was a rock star. Selected geology jokes: My wife thinks she's a geologist. She's always pointing out my faults. A bunch of geologist friends of mine just started a rock group. Why shouldn’t you let a geologist drive your car?Because they get hammered and stoned. I knew a famous geologist who was a rock star. More geology jokes... I knew a famous geologist who was a rock star. A bunch of geologist friends of mine just started a rock group. I’ve always loved rock bands. They’re why I became a geologist. My wife thinks she's a geologist. She's always pointing out my faults. If Dwayne Johnson studies his family tree, would that be geneology or geology? Why shouldn’t you let a geologist drive your car?Because they get hammered and stoned. Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?He just couldn’t put it down. - Who is a geologist’s favorite band?- The Rolling Stones. - How do geologists like to relax?- In rocking chairs, of course! - How did the geology student drown?- His grades were below C-level. Lava is the hipster of geology. It knew how to rock before it was cool.