Random geology joke:


- How did the geology student drown?
- His grades were below C-level.

GEOLOGY jokes collection.



Selected geology jokes:


- How do geologists like to relax?
- In rocking chairs, of course!


I’ve always loved rock bands. They’re why I became a geologist.


- Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
- The Rolling Stones.


- How did the geology student drown?
- His grades were below C-level.



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I knew a famous geologist who was a rock star.


A bunch of geologist friends of mine just started a rock group.


I’ve always loved rock bands. They’re why I became a geologist.


My wife thinks she's a geologist. She's always pointing out my faults.


If Dwayne Johnson studies his family tree,
would that be
geneology or geology?


Why shouldn’t you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.


Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.


- Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
- The Rolling Stones.


- How do geologists like to relax?
- In rocking chairs, of course!


- How did the geology student drown?
- His grades were below C-level.


Lava is the hipster of geology. It knew how to rock before it was cool.




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