Random geology joke:
Lava is the hipster of geology. It knew how to rock before it was cool.
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- Updated:
2024-07-26.
Selected geology jokes:
I’ve always loved rock bands. They’re why I became a geologist.
Why shouldn’t you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
- Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
- The Rolling Stones.
More geology jokes...
I knew a famous geologist who was a rock star.
A bunch of geologist friends of mine just started a rock group.
I’ve always loved rock bands. They’re why I became a geologist.
My wife thinks she's a geologist. She's always pointing out my faults.
If Dwayne Johnson studies his family tree,
would that be
geneology or geology?
Why shouldn’t you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
- Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
- The Rolling Stones.
- How do geologists like to relax?
- In rocking chairs, of course!
- How did the geology student drown?
- His grades were below C-level.
Lava is the hipster of geology. It knew how to rock before it was cool.