Hilarious jokes about GEOLOGY that will make your day !

Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.

- How did the geology student drown?
- His grades were below C-level.

- How do geologists like to relax?
- In rocking chairs, of course!

Why shouldn’t you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.

I knew a famous geologist who was a rock star.

A bunch of geologist friends of mine just started a rock group.

I’ve always loved rock bands. They’re why I became a geologist.

My wife thinks she's a geologist. She's always pointing out my faults.

If Dwayne Johnson studies his family tree,
would that be
geneology or geology?

Why shouldn’t you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.

Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.

- Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
- The Rolling Stones.

- How do geologists like to relax?
- In rocking chairs, of course!

- How did the geology student drown?
- His grades were below C-level.

Lava is the hipster of geology. It knew how to rock before it was cool.