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"Grammar Nazis may correct my grammar, but they can't correct my fabulousness."
- Lady Gaga
If Grammar Nazis ruled the world, I'd be serving a life sentence for my tweets."
- Kim Kardashian
Where typos become our secret weapon against Grammar Police.
"What did the intransitive verb say when told it was pretty?"
"Nothing. Intransitive verbs can’t take complements."
“Let’s eat Grandma!”
“Let’s eat, Grandma!”
Punctuation saves lives.
"A word in this sentence is misspelled."
"An ancient Egyptian student is chiseling his essay into a stone. His teacher comes over and says, 'No, you should never end a sentence with an ox.'"
"Which word is shorter when you add two letters to it?"
"Short."
"I’ve always taken pride in knowing how to use a semicolon; damn."
"It’s funny how full stops are known as periods in the US. Ask any girl, it’s never a full stop."
"Why do sperm cells look like commas and apostrophes?"
"They often interrupt periods and lead to contractions."
"Why wouldn't the pronoun go out with the noun?"
"He kept propositioning her."
"There’s a big difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit."
Embrace Your Inner Grammar Nazi: Laugh and Correct with Our Jokes!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"To."
"To who?"
"To whom!"
"There are three things that I love: the Oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities."
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