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My knife is made from cutting edge technology.


Rotor… this word’s been going around but still looks the same.


“Engineer solving problems you didn’t know you had in ways you can’t understand.”
—Unknown


“Unfortunately, humans have a long history of trying to fix their engineering mistakes with more engineering mistakes!”
—Steven Magee


“The ‘H’ in ENGINEER stands for happiness.”
—Unknown


“Science is about knowing; engineering is about doing.”
—Henry Petroski


“Electrical Engineers do it with more frequency and less resistance.”


“Chemical engineers build the rocket fuel. Electrical engineers build the guidance system. Nuclear engineers build the payload. Environmental engineers clean it up.”
—Unknown


“Engineering is the art and science of nuts and bolts.”
—Haresh Sippy


“The fewer moving parts, the better. Exactly. No truer words were ever spoken in the context of engineering.”
—Christian Cantrell


“Majors in mechanical engineering, talks down to civil engineering friends about how easy their major is.”
—Unknown


“Given enough time, an engineer will optimize to infinity.”
—Unknown


“Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.”
—Scott Adams


The day I was tall enough to touch the radio on the shelf was the day I reached my Zenith.


I asked google
how often do people die in hot air balloons?

turns out its only once...



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Why did the TV
hate his holiday.
Because he went
somewhere remote.


How do you observe a flat screen?
Monitor.


Just had my solar panels stolen.

Daylight robbery.


So a vehicle full of photography equipment has crashed.

Police say the driver lost focus.


What do you call a broadcast about tears?
Streams.


The recipe said “Set the oven to 180 degrees,” so I did... but now I can’t open it because the door faces the wall.


Ralph's cell phone didn't work very well in prison. It was only getting one bar.


Whoever named the seesaw probably didn’t get another chance to name stuff.


When a telescope bangs into a microscope you get a kaleidoscope..


I just got my dream job in cell phone sales. I always knew this was my calling.


What do the FBI and MS Paint have in common?
They don't support transparency.


Why can't engines remain government leaders?
Once the first revolution begins there's always thousands more.


What do you get with a nut and a building?
Walnut.


CAPTCHA: Select all tiles with chameleons.

ME: Oh no.


Old refrigerators never die, they just lose their cool!



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I don't need the microphone, I'm a loudspeaker.


Today people are too dependant on technology...

"Alexa why is that?"


Accidentally replaced my halogen bulbs with hallucinogen bulbs.
My light bill seems really high.


It’s extremely rare for a defibrillator to fail, but when it does,
No One’s shocked.


Centigrade, Fahrenheit and Kelvin, I trust them all with varying degrees.


My grandfather invented the cold air balloon.
It never really got off the ground.


I'd tell you the story about the international space station but I'm sure it would probably go right over your head.


My battery died the other day. It was AA tragedy.


Unplugged the WiFi for 10 seconds and a teenager I didn't know existed appeared from one of the bedrooms to complain.


My dad wants me to change careers and become a sound technician. But I don’t one two.


Why was the cell phone wearing its glasses?
It lost its contacts.


If you cant fix it with a hammer - you got an electric problem.


FUN Fact:
The television was invented before sliced bread.


How do you make a candle burn longer? You can't, they burn shorter.


Those who don't know browser history are doomed to re-Google it.



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My search history is all stupid questions I was afraid of asking other people.


I went into an electrical shop and I said, Can someone sell me a kettle?

The guy said, Kenwood?

I said, Where is he then?


Old rotary phones were much better equipped to handle drama.


The 3 fastest means of communication: Telephone, television, and tell a woman.


I was feeling bad about the future today, but then I installed the new version of office.

It improved my outlook.


I want to be something really scary for Halloween this year so Im dressing up as a phone battery at 2%.


A broom is just an acoustic vacuum.


NO I’M NOT ANGRY. I’M JUST OLD AND DON’T KNOW HOW TO TURN OFF CAPSLOCK ON MY NEW PHONE!


In the old west, they would mount a lantern on their horse for traveling at night. It was the 1st form of saddle light navigation.


A farmer brought Photoshop, but couldn't crop..
Afterall it was not his field..


I listen to the talk radio with such frequency that my ear Hertz.


Led Zeppelin uses 80% less energy than Incandescent Zeppelin.


I opened my water and electric bill at the same time, and boy, was I shocked...


I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once.


Fuck flowers! Buy her batteries, they last longer.




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