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Friend of mine had a girlfriend called Arial for a while, but they split up. She just wasn’t his type.

So the waiter asked: "For starters sir?"
I said: "Two AA batteries please".
"And what about the mains?" ☺️

Where do network engineers go to use the toilet?
At their IP address.

Two years from now, spam will be solved. BILL GATES, 2004

Computer science is just inorganic psychology.

These days, everyone seems to think that our smartphones are spying on us .

I've got news for you..

Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years..

Computer: ‘Create password’


Computer: ‘Password must be stronger’

‘Export Lager’

My stereo started smelling fishy. It took me a minute to realize I’d accidentally turned up the bass.

What do you call a man who repairs TVs?
The screensaver.

My new home is made entirely of styrofoam.

It's a light house.

Technically, nobody has ever been inside an empty room.

I've got a part time job for a company making rubberised computer keyboards.
They offer flexible shifts.

Client:why doesn't the keyboard ever sleep?
Programmer: because it has two shifts.

I just bought a computerised wood burner. I’m sending it back though, I can’t log on.

My laptop is missing a key. I lost ctrl.

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I've just started an online engraving course...
There's so much to learn though and so far we've hardly scratched the surface.

How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screen shots.

Most appliances use a Linux based OS.

But washing machines have windows.

I changed my computer password to 'Alcatraz' and now the 'Esc' button won't work...

What is a Linux user's favorite game?

sudo ku.

The Xerox engineer came to fix my copier, i said what the hell is wrong with it, he said he didnt like my tone.

I tried to make a hard drive out of wood, but it didn't work.
All bark but no byte.

I use Linux... because Life is too short for reboots.

It's a shame that stupidity can't be converted into a usable energy source.

My mate is a huge F1 fan.

personally I prefer Ctrl and Caps Lock..!

Do you know what makes me smile? My facial muscles!

What do you call a group of math and science geeks at a party?

Social engineers.

A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once.

There's an app on my phone that makes me look fat. It's called camera.

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't resistor.

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I just bought an answering machine!

What should I ask it?

When you're using the calculator, you're a calculator too.

My friend:Who's skull is that?
Me:(taking a sip from the skull) Some guy named Phillip
My friend: What's in it?
Me:Vodka and orange juice. It's a Phillips head screwdriver.

I tried to learn from an electrician, but i never understood Watt he was talking about!

Who was the most high-tech prophet?

Moses, he used a tablet.

If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight, there would be mass confusion.

Electricians have to strip to make ends meet ⚡

The direction is more important than speed... Going 100 miles per hour in the wrong direction is worse than going 1 mile per hour in the right way!!!

Bitcoin: it's tech-nickel.

Q.What do you get when you cross a computer & a burger?
A big Mac!

I wonder if my Vets receptionist realises how many peoples passwords she knows?

Some girls don't like to walk in the rain because it puts their face back to factory settings!

An SEO expert walked into a bar, pub, inn, tavern, hostelry, public house.

All batteries are basically the same. They all have their plusses and minuses.

Do you know they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Big meter.

Because geeks need a place to let their pocket protectors down and have a good laugh.

The first guy who bought pants had to go to the store without pants on, that's just science.

Arguing with my wife is like reading a software license agreement...

In the end I ignore it all and click, "I Agree."

I'm heading to Greenwich later today. Wondering what I should do in the Mean Time?

What did the girl say to the game developer with erectile dysfunction?


I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution....


I remember sitting in a cell, charged with battery when it wasn’t my volt.
“I’m positive,” I said. “Wire my here? I wanna go ohm.” I felt drained, powerless.
It still hertz like it was yesterday.

I deleted Great Britain in my powerpoint presentation about countries.

I freed 1GB.

I met an Australian IT specialist this morning, she comes from the LAN downunder.

There seems to be no end, I've lost control and I can't see no escape.
I think I need a new keyboard.

What is the best girlfriend for a computer geek?
One that turns his software into hardware.

The Flat Earth Society has just announced that they have members all around the Globe.

The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi.

My biggest fear of side effects from covid vaccine is to start using Bing as the default search engine

When I had my son christened, the priest used the wrong type of font, so now he's a Times New Roman Catholic.

The movie 'Speed' didn’t have a director.

Because if speed had direction, it would have been called velocity.

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