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At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”

He said, “Sorry. There is no Time.”

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate the Universe.


At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”

He said, “Sorry. There is no Time.”


What do you call a rapper that raps about physics?
mc².


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He:- i heard you like bad guys?
She:-Yes..
He :- I'm bad at Physics.


The "E" in the word Physics stands for Easy.


Young's Handy Guide to the Modern Sciences: If it is green or it wiggles -- it is Biology. If it stinks -- it is Chemistry. If it doesn't work -- it is Physics.


When asked about my personal beliefs, I usually say that I believe in quantum physics, but I am uncertain.


Study mathematics to understand physics

Study physics to understand chemistry

Study chemistry to understand biology

Study biology to understand psychology

Study psychology to understand economics

Study economics and philosophy to be free


How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate the Universe.


I just petitioned a group of physicists to change the symbol used for the Ohm to something different.
I was met with some resistance.


At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”

He said, “Sorry. There is no Time.”


What do you call a rapper that raps about physics?
mc².


How do physicists measure lumber?
Planck length.




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