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"I'm so good at physics, I can calculate the exact trajectory of my career...right into a black hole!"
- Kim Kardashian

"I've mastered the laws of motion: when the paparazzi come near, I move faster than the speed of light!"
- Justin Bieber

Physics jokes collection.

Physics jokes that will make you go 'Eureka!

'Mathematics is the part of physics where experiments are cheap.'
-- V. I. Arnold

He:- i heard you like bad guys?
He :- I'm bad at Physics.

The "E" in the word Physics stands for Easy.

Young's Handy Guide to the Modern Sciences: If it is green or it wiggles -- it is Biology. If it stinks -- it is Chemistry. If it doesn't work -- it is Physics.

When asked about my personal beliefs, I usually say that I believe in quantum physics, but I am uncertain.

Study mathematics to understand physics

Study physics to understand chemistry

Study chemistry to understand biology

Study biology to understand psychology

Study psychology to understand economics

Study economics and philosophy to be free

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate the Universe.

I just petitioned a group of physicists to change the symbol used for the Ohm to something different.
I was met with some resistance.

At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”

He said, “Sorry. There is no Time.”

What do you call a rapper that raps about physics?

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How do physicists measure lumber?
Planck length.

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