Random physics joke:
He:- i heard you like bad guys?
She:-Yes..
He :- I'm bad at Physics.
Selected physics jokes:
When asked about my personal beliefs, I usually say that I believe in quantum physics, but I am uncertain.
How do physicists measure lumber?
Planck length.
I just petitioned a group of physicists to change the symbol used for the Ohm to something different.
I was met with some resistance.
'Mathematics is the part of physics where experiments are cheap.'
-- V. I. Arnold
More physics jokes...
'Mathematics is the part of physics where experiments are cheap.'
-- V. I. Arnold
He:- i heard you like bad guys?
She:-Yes..
He :- I'm bad at Physics.
The "E" in the word Physics stands for Easy.
Young's Handy Guide to the Modern Sciences: If it is green or it wiggles -- it is Biology. If it stinks -- it is Chemistry. If it doesn't work -- it is Physics.
When asked about my personal beliefs, I usually say that I believe in quantum physics, but I am uncertain.
Study mathematics to understand physics
Study physics to understand chemistry
Study chemistry to understand biology
Study biology to understand psychology
Study psychology to understand economics
Study economics and philosophy to be free
How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate the Universe.
I just petitioned a group of physicists to change the symbol used for the Ohm to something different.
I was met with some resistance.
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry. There is no Time.”
What do you call a rapper that raps about physics?
mc².
How do physicists measure lumber?
Planck length.