Random physics joke:
He:- i heard you like bad guys?
She:-Yes..
He :- I'm bad at Physics.

Selected physics jokes:
When asked about my personal beliefs, I usually say that I believe in quantum physics, but I am uncertain.
I just petitioned a group of physicists to change the symbol used for the Ohm to something different.
I was met with some resistance.
More physics jokes...
Young's Handy Guide to the Modern Sciences: If it is green or it wiggles -- it is Biology. If it stinks -- it is Chemistry. If it doesn't work -- it is Physics.
When asked about my personal beliefs, I usually say that I believe in quantum physics, but I am uncertain.
Study mathematics to understand physics
Study physics to understand chemistry
Study chemistry to understand biology
Study biology to understand psychology
Study psychology to understand economics
Study economics and philosophy to be free
How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate the Universe.
I just petitioned a group of physicists to change the symbol used for the Ohm to something different.
I was met with some resistance.
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry. There is no Time.”