150+ jokes about jokes that will make your day !

An Englishman,an Irishman,a Scotsman and a doctor went into a pub.
The doctor said, ‘I’m awfully sorry, but I seem to be in the wrong joke.’

I made a really cheesy pun about quesadillas the other day.

I'd do a Socialism joke, but I don't want to put a Marx on my back.

I have a joke about a flat tire, but I’ll spare you from it.

What’s the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
The first letter.

I jog. He jogs. She jogs. They jog. We jog.
This is a running joke.

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

Y = mx + b jokes are great but at some point we gotta draw the line.

2 clowns eating a cannibal,
1 says to the other, “i think that we may have got this joke wrong”

I have a great joke about construction...I am still working on it.

Duck puns usually aren't all they're quacked up to be.

I like making jokes about vegans...
but never about tofu, that's just tasteless.

Sometimes I make chemistry jokes just to see the reactions.

Scientists say the amount of bad coronavirus jokes is reaching worrying numbers.......
They claim its a pundemic.

I've already explained my joke about a bridge, i'm not going over it again.

I told my son a dad joke about monopoly, he just rolled his dice at me.

Civil War jokes are challenging.
But I General Lee find them funny.

The problem with political jokes is that they sometimes get elected...😆

I like jokes about stationery but rulers are where I draw the line.

A cob walks into a bar... never mind, this joke is corny.

One Dude: How often do you like jokes about elements?
The Other Dude: Periodically...

Want to hear a joke about construction?
I'm still working on it!

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Never mind—it's tearable.

I've never liked rape jokes. They always seem forced.

Wanna make mouse jokes, but I'm afraid it might get trapped.

Okay so the pregnant woman in the library didn't get my 'overdue' joke.

Wanted to tell a chemistry joke but all the good ones Argon.

That’s the problem with postal jokes
I never get them until the day after.

I have a joke about Afghanistan but it’s khandahard to explain.

Did you hear my joke about construction?

I am still working on it.

I have a joke about the Jedi Religion... but it's a little forced.

I would tell you a joke about a needle in a haystack, but I don't think you'd see the point.

I've been wanting to post a trigonometry joke... But I just can't find the right angle.

That Fibonacci joke is as bad as your last two. Combined!

My next joke was going to be about Salt N Peppa, but I didn't wanna push it.

Once you’ve seen one Rugby joke, you’ve seen a maul.

I have an eye joke, its a blinking good one.

I apologise for my incessant lightbulb jokes recently.

I was in a very dark place.

I like telling dad jokes. Sometimes he laugh.

I’m almost done making jokes about unemployed salespeople but they still need some work.

I made a joke about ugly people the other day.
Someone walked up to me and hugged me and said " it takes courage to talk about your face".

I've got several great jokes about my kids being adopted.
But I can never find a good time to tell them.

Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter Egg a joke?
Because it might crack up.

What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A funny bunny.

I can’t believe I wanted to be an obstetrician…
I can’t even deliver a joke.

A Scottish man walks into a bar..
…There’s usually an Irishman & Englishman in this joke but they’re still at the Rugby World Cup.

A cornstalk walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Want to hear a joke?” The corn stalk replies, “I’m all ears!”

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar. No joke.

A panda, a cowboy, a man with a cat on his shoulder, and a time-traveller walk into a bar.
“What is this,” the bartender yells, “some kind of joke?”

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To avoid this lame and outdated joke.

Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.

Want to hear the joke about a staccato?
Never mind, it’s too short.

Wanna hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?
NaBro.

Poop jokes aren’t my favorite.
But they’re a solid number two.