Random geography joke:
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t even well rounded.

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My friend asked me if I wanted to take a road trip to the most popular canyon in the world. I said, “that would be Grand.”
When the glacier was asked for an opinion on global warming, it replied 'I dunno, I've never really thawed about it.'
It’s been revealed that Greece has been selling fake cement to one of its own islands.
It seems that they were trying to con Crete.
I got an email today asking $19.95 to teach me how to read maps backwards. It turned out to be spam.
If you have an uncontrollable urge to buy land in Antarctica you are probably suffering from buy polar DISORDER.
Ten Thousand years ago the first humans came to North America by crossing over from Russia to Alaska. They hadn't actually intended to do this. They got lost and couldn't get their Berings Strait.
I remember the last time I went to the North Pole. They didn't have anything to sit on except ice blocks and I got a bad case of Polaroids.
The teacher asked us to name some Polynesian islands. I came up with Tuvalu and Tonga but it wasn’t enough; the teacher wanted Samoa.
Just bought a new TV, on the back of it was printed "Built in Antenna".....
I haven"t a clue where that country is !
If you put a map of your country on the floor, there will be a point on the map that is touching the actual point it refers to.
I really appreciate all the positive feedback I’ve received on my pun about a mountain plateau. It’s the highest form of flattery!
The southern hemisphere doesn't have Polaris, the North Star, but the Southern Cross is a good constellation prize.
Be careful to hold your directional compass correctly!! For if you hold it upside-down, well, everything will go...south.
A tourist had to get an eye test while visiting an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
I’m making a couple of brief films about a British territory in the Atlantic Ocean. Don’t miss my award-winning Bermuda shorts!
Her: “I'm leaving you because of your obsession with Africa puns!”
Him: “Uganda be kidding—Kenya be serious?”
Her: “I'm not joking.”
Him: “I've never Senegal like you.”
Her: “I can't endure this any longer—let's just split up.”
Him: “I'm Ghana miss you though.”
My girlfriend is leaving me because of my obsession with Africa.
Kenya believe that?
Not going to lie, Ghana miss her though!
If you are ever going to climb the mountains between France and Spain you will need strong legs and a good pyrenees.
My boss said he was sick of my silly Country puns..
I promised him I'd stop because I don't want it to damage my Korea.
People from the Netherlands are Dutch, but are native to Holland.
They don't speak Hollandish nor Netherese.
It's all double Dutch to me.