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I've got some great jokes about my kids being adopted.
But I can never find a good time to tell them.

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I have a pun about an expired perfume, but it doesn't make scents.


I've got some great jokes about my kids being adopted.
But I can never find a good time to tell them.


Heard two witches telling jokes. Broom broom.


A friend of mine is always going on about photography jokes. You just can’t shutter up.



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I would make a dick joke

But I’m not sure it would fit in.


Butt jokes aren't all they're cracked up to be.


I wish my Husband knew the difference between antidote and anecdote. I got bit by a snake and he starts telling me funny stories.


Those who appreciate Colour Jokes have a great sense of hue-mour.


I've been working on a Scandinavian joke. It would be Swede if I could Finnish it, but right now there's just Norway.


What do gun jokes and American school kids have in common?

Neither get old.


Those who appreciate Colour Jokes have a great sense of hue-mour.


A mate of mine told me a joke about oil. I said to him "is this some kind of slick joke"


I'm a food joke writer. Yesterday I heard a not so funny joke. I still can't digest it.


I had a joke about hair that wasnt that good but it was all i could comb up with.


You heard the joke about the bed? No? That's because it hasn't been made yet!


In India they have a humor vaccine it’s called a punjab.


Hubby asked if I got paid for my witty puns. I said no. He said y’all are getting your moneys worth.


Dark jokes are happiness...
Not everyone gets it...


I always get nervous when my bi roommate tells jokes,
they can go either way.


I told a joke about a sex toy, its created quite a Buzz.


Planted some Puns in my garden last year.
I wonder what's groan.


Math puns are the first sine of madness.


Stop with the air conditioner jokes.
I’m not a fan.


Told my friend a joke about viagra. I have never seen him laugh so hard.


What did the Goat say to his son when he told a bad joke ?
“You’ve got to be
Kidd-ing!”


My husband never liked puns or the theater until I took him to see a play on words.


Why don't eggs tell jokes, because they crack up before the punchline.


Cosmetic puns are really difficult to make-up.


Towels can’t tell jokes, they have a dry sense of humor.


People keep bugging me to make a joke about mobile phones. I think that is very CELL-FISH of them.


I don't enjoy computer jokes. Not one bit.


"My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn't quit cold turkey."


Tired of these Bruce Lee jokes.. Real Lee ...


This is the first dirty joke I heard about 50yrs ago.
"A pig fell in the mud".


I've had it with Bruce Lee jokes. Complete Lee.


Yesterday evening I had to change a lightbulb, a bit later on I crossed the road. Then I walked into a bar..

My life is a joke.


I heard there’s been a lot of jokes in our premature ejaculation support group lately.
But when I came, everyone just shut up.


I told a joke about premature ejaculation, but nobody laughed.
...What, too soon?


A friend of mine is always going on about photography jokes. You just can’t shutter up.


Wanna here a joke about Vikings?

Never mind, there’s Norway you’d laugh at it.


What do Introverts do when they mess up a joke?
Introvise .


If a mole working within the FBI were to come up with a joke what kind would it be?
An inside joke.


I would make a joke about the government right now.
But it probably wouldn’t accomplish anything.


I was going to post a joke about Capitalism...
... but 99% of you can't afford to get it.


Did you hear the one about having lunch in a socialist state?
Sorry, you wouldn't get it.


I know a lot of jokes in sign language and I guarantee you that no one has ever heard them.


I had a really funny joke, but autocorrect ruined the lunchtime.


I was told a joke about a high salary... but I don't get it.


Anyone caught posting music puns will now be band.


I know a lot of clever jokes about umbrellas, but they usually go over peoples heads.


If you want me to stop with the thanksgiving puns I need you to know
I just cant stop cold turkey.


Immortality jokes... they never get old.


Goodness honey, it's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.


My mate said to me “I bet you can’t make a pun about a flower?”

But I rose to the challenge…


I don't often joke about chemical elements .. but I may do periodically.


Waiting for my next pun about musical instruments?
Stay tuned!!


Her: What do you do for fun?

Me: I write jokes about water vapor

Her: What’s that like?

M: It’s a gas


Someone told me that it’s impossible to make a pun about vegetables.

But that’s not nececelery true.


FUN Fact:
A person with damage to the right brain hemisphere can develop a "joke addiction," - a compulsive need to constantly make and tell jokes.


The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.


I'd do a Socialism joke, but I don't want to put a Marx on my back.


I was telling a joke and sneezed, everyone thought that was the joke!
.
but it snot...


I have a joke about NFTs but it's ridiculously overrated.


I wanted to post a walkie-talkie joke, but I need to think it, over.


I suddenly understood a joke that I read the other day. I had an epifunny.


I like jokes. But jokes about air conditioners?
Not a fan.


I may be an atheist but I love Jesus jokes. Especially when they nail it.


I’m trying to come up with more pee jokes but I’ve lost my flow.


I'd tell you a joke about a cloud but it would be over your head.


Me: You ever feel like you’re part of one big, cosmic joke?
Chicken: *crosses road to get away from me*


I have a water joke but it is completely tasteless. You won't get it if you have dry humor...


2013: Didn't Jog
2014: Didn't Jog
2015: Didn't Jog
2016: Didn't Jog
2018: Didn't Jog
2019: Didn't Jog
2020: Didn't Jog
2021: Didn't Jog
2022: Still haven't jogged...
This is a running joke


My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.


I'm working on a potentially funny joke about a bed...
I just haven't made it up yet.




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