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I told a joke about a sex toy, its created quite a Buzz.

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People keep bugging me to make a joke about mobile phones. I think that is very CELL-FISH of them.

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar. No joke.

I have a water joke but it is completely tasteless. You won't get it if you have dry humor...

My Uncle Artie is always making funny vegetable puns.
I love Artie jokes.

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I'm working on a potentially funny joke about a bed...
I just haven't made it up yet.

I love jokes. That’s why I am one.

I used to have a bunch of running puns but I’ve been unable to jog my memory.

Found a joke in the bin today.
It was rubbish.

My whole adult life people have told me I should write my jokes down. I now realise they meant instead of saying them out loud.

My wife said she'll divorce me if I keep making puns about birds with long necks. That's swan way to go about it.

I'm fed up with food puns.

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

To all the people who said that I'd never be able to write a joke about Bukkake

Haha in your face.

I'm just saying if I post a bird joke, I would definitely get cheep laughs.

Last night, I changed a lightbulb, crossed a road, walked into a bar and chatted with an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman.
That’s when I realised my entire life is a joke....

I did a theatrical performance about puns.
It was a play on words.

I said to my wife,
“Did you hear my last pun?”
She replied,
“I hope so!”

The man who says that his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him!

Was going to tell a quick bra joke...
...however I'm strapped for time.

I would like to tell my kids a joke about airplanes.
But I'm afraid it would go right over their head.

Bad at telling golf jokes ?
Join the club.

I had a joke about the clitoris but it has too much nerve.

I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.

Heard two witches telling jokes. Broom broom.

Comedians who tell one too many lightbulb jokes soon burn out.

I was going to do a joke about the difference between cats and dogs but I think it’s a bit two petty.

The magnitude of a Dad joke is measured on a sighsmograph.

I texted you a pun earlier today, but you didn't respond.
Did you not get it?

I ordered a book called "101 Binary Jokes", it was a disappointingly short read.

Jokes about the search for eternal youth never get old.

I was telling a Border Collie some jokes about sheep, but he'd herd them all before...

Terrible bird puns always create cheep laughs.

I don't tell enough jokes about porridge.
I oat to do more.

Every morning I announce loudly to my family that I’m going jogging, but then don’t go.
It’s a running joke.

Heard a joke about two helium atoms. He he.

I have a feeling my dying words will be "Honey, I was just joking."

I hate explaining my own jokes. Mostly because I don't get them either.

I was going to tell a joke about sodium and oxygen.
But I'm afraid I'd get a violent reaction.

I'd tell you the joke about peanut butter and jam on toast, but you might spread it.

Can we ban all jokes about clones from now on?
I mean, they're all the same.

Why are there no jokes about beds? Because they haven't been made up yet OR they've already been covered.

On my tombstone, please write "Not appreciating my puns was a grave mistake."

Do you know why I make puns?
Because it's my respunsibility!

Did you hear my puns about storm drains? They're grate.

I've got a great joke about Holland in my Comedy Set, the only trouble is it Never lands.

Wanna hear my joke about
trouser belts? Buckle up!

I’ve been living in a drought-stricken region. My punny friends sent me a get-well-soon card!

Gotta love cock jokes, they are just riDICKulous.

A fly feels a bug on its back.
"Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite?" the fly asks.
"I mite be," giggles the mite.
"That's the worst pun I've ever heard," groans the fly.
"What do you expect?" says the mite. "I came up with it on the fly."

I performed a joke about abortion.
It wasn't ovary good one.

I'm fed up with food puns.

My jokes are so bad i'm going to join the witless protection program.

“Daddy, can you tell a Star Wars joke?”
“Sure! *beepboop-beepbeep-boop-beep-squee-boop.*”
“I don’t get it.”
“You’d find it hilarious if you spoke R2...”

I got unfriended 3 times over the Shania Twain jokes...
That don't impress me much.

me: I'm not able to stop making jokes

doctor: you can't be serious

me: that's right

A good pun is its own reword.

I don't enjoy making puns about fractions.
But I'll make 1 if I halve 2.

What do you call a boy who tells dad jokes as he ages?
A *groan* man.

I have a pun about an expired perfume, but it doesn't make scents.

I was going to share a vegetable joke but it’s corny.

I have a great joke about nepotism. But I'll only tell it to my kids.

How the most tragic Olympics joke begins: A gymnast walks into a bar…

Why do I enjoy hearing bad puns?
I groan up listening to them.

I want to write a pun about the cripple but its lame.

I used to date a girl who was lactose intolerant.
We broke up because she couldn't stomach my cheesy jokes.

Strange…. I haven’t seen any camouflage jokes yet…

I got a brief joke about underwear.

So this bloke just asked me if I like using Puns?

I said, "Using Puns? is this some kind of little joke?.." ☺️

I've got a joke about being a postman but i need to work on the delivery.

Did i already do my deja vu joke ?

The pub got robbed today. Later the bar tender said “an armed robber walked into the bar, and I thought it was only a joke”.

I would tell a joke about dirt, but it is beneath us.

Came home and found my wife in bed and told her a joke...
It was so funny even the guy under the bed laughed.

I wanted to make a joke about saddles, but that might be a really tacky way to stirrup trouble.

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