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A pun has not completely matured until it is full groan.

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"My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn't quit cold turkey."


I've already explained my joke about a bridge, i'm not going over it again.


An onion just told me a joke.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.


Why did the chicken cross the road?
To avoid this lame and outdated joke.



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I had a really funny joke, but autocorrect ruined the lunchtime.


I was told a joke about a high salary... but I don't get it.


Anyone caught posting music puns will now be band.


I know a lot of clever jokes about umbrellas, but they usually go over peoples heads.


If you want me to stop with the thanksgiving puns I need you to know
I just cant stop cold turkey.


Immortality jokes... they never get old.


Goodness honey, it's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.


My mate said to me “I bet you can’t make a pun about a flower?”

But I rose to the challenge…


I don't often joke about chemical elements .. but I may do periodically.


Waiting for my next pun about musical instruments?
Stay tuned!!


Her: What do you do for fun?

Me: I write jokes about water vapor

Her: What’s that like?

M: It’s a gas


Someone told me that it’s impossible to make a pun about vegetables.

But that’s not nececelery true.


FUN Fact:
A person with damage to the right brain hemisphere can develop a "joke addiction," - a compulsive need to constantly make and tell jokes.


The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.


I'd do a Socialism joke, but I don't want to put a Marx on my back.


I was telling a joke and sneezed, everyone thought that was the joke!
.
but it snot...


I have a joke about NFTs but it's ridiculously overrated.


I wanted to post a walkie-talkie joke, but I need to think it, over.


I suddenly understood a joke that I read the other day. I had an epifunny.


I like jokes. But jokes about air conditioners?
Not a fan.


I may be an atheist but I love Jesus jokes. Especially when they nail it.


I’m trying to come up with more pee jokes but I’ve lost my flow.


I'd tell you a joke about a cloud but it would be over your head.


Me: You ever feel like you’re part of one big, cosmic joke?
Chicken: *crosses road to get away from me*


I have a water joke but it is completely tasteless. You won't get it if you have dry humor...


2013: Didn't Jog
2014: Didn't Jog
2015: Didn't Jog
2016: Didn't Jog
2018: Didn't Jog
2019: Didn't Jog
2020: Didn't Jog
2021: Didn't Jog
2022: Still haven't jogged...
This is a running joke


My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.


I'm working on a potentially funny joke about a bed...
I just haven't made it up yet.


I love jokes. That’s why I am one.


I used to have a bunch of running puns but I’ve been unable to jog my memory.


Found a joke in the bin today.
It was rubbish.


My whole adult life people have told me I should write my jokes down. I now realise they meant instead of saying them out loud.


My wife said she'll divorce me if I keep making puns about birds with long necks. That's swan way to go about it.


I'm fed up with food puns.


A steak pun is a rare medium well done.


To all the people who said that I'd never be able to write a joke about Bukkake

Haha in your face.


I'm just saying if I post a bird joke, I would definitely get cheep laughs.


Last night, I changed a lightbulb, crossed a road, walked into a bar and chatted with an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman.
That’s when I realised my entire life is a joke....


I did a theatrical performance about puns.
It was a play on words.


I said to my wife,
“Did you hear my last pun?”
She replied,
“I hope so!”


The man who says that his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him!


Was going to tell a quick bra joke...
...however I'm strapped for time.


I would like to tell my kids a joke about airplanes.
But I'm afraid it would go right over their head.


Bad at telling golf jokes ?
Join the club.


I had a joke about the clitoris but it has too much nerve.


I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.


Heard two witches telling jokes. Broom broom.


Comedians who tell one too many lightbulb jokes soon burn out.


I was going to do a joke about the difference between cats and dogs but I think it’s a bit two petty.


The magnitude of a Dad joke is measured on a sighsmograph.




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