Random joke about joke:
A pun has not completely matured until it is full groan.
Selected jokes about jokes:
"My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn't quit cold turkey."
I've already explained my joke about a bridge, i'm not going over it again.
An onion just told me a joke.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To avoid this lame and outdated joke.
More jokes about jokes...
I had a really funny joke, but autocorrect ruined the lunchtime.
I was told a joke about a high salary... but I don't get it.
Anyone caught posting music puns will now be band.
I know a lot of clever jokes about umbrellas, but they usually go over peoples heads.
If you want me to stop with the thanksgiving puns I need you to know
I just cant stop cold turkey.
Immortality jokes... they never get old.
Goodness honey, it's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
My mate said to me “I bet you can’t make a pun about a flower?”
But I rose to the challenge…
I don't often joke about chemical elements .. but I may do periodically.
Waiting for my next pun about musical instruments?
Her: What do you do for fun?
Me: I write jokes about water vapor
Her: What’s that like?
M: It’s a gas
Someone told me that it’s impossible to make a pun about vegetables.
But that’s not nececelery true.
A person with damage to the right brain hemisphere can develop a "joke addiction," - a compulsive need to constantly make and tell jokes.
The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.
I'd do a Socialism joke, but I don't want to put a Marx on my back.
I was telling a joke and sneezed, everyone thought that was the joke!
but it snot...
I have a joke about NFTs but it's ridiculously overrated.
I wanted to post a walkie-talkie joke, but I need to think it, over.
I suddenly understood a joke that I read the other day. I had an epifunny.
I like jokes. But jokes about air conditioners?
Not a fan.
I may be an atheist but I love Jesus jokes. Especially when they nail it.
I’m trying to come up with more pee jokes but I’ve lost my flow.
I'd tell you a joke about a cloud but it would be over your head.
Me: You ever feel like you’re part of one big, cosmic joke?
Chicken: *crosses road to get away from me*
I have a water joke but it is completely tasteless. You won't get it if you have dry humor...
2013: Didn't Jog
2014: Didn't Jog
2015: Didn't Jog
2016: Didn't Jog
2018: Didn't Jog
2019: Didn't Jog
2020: Didn't Jog
2021: Didn't Jog
2022: Still haven't jogged...
This is a running joke
My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.
I'm working on a potentially funny joke about a bed...
I just haven't made it up yet.
I love jokes. That’s why I am one.
I used to have a bunch of running puns but I’ve been unable to jog my memory.
Found a joke in the bin today.
It was rubbish.
My whole adult life people have told me I should write my jokes down. I now realise they meant instead of saying them out loud.
My wife said she'll divorce me if I keep making puns about birds with long necks. That's swan way to go about it.
I'm fed up with food puns.
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
To all the people who said that I'd never be able to write a joke about Bukkake
Haha in your face.
I'm just saying if I post a bird joke, I would definitely get cheep laughs.
Last night, I changed a lightbulb, crossed a road, walked into a bar and chatted with an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman.
That’s when I realised my entire life is a joke....
I did a theatrical performance about puns.
It was a play on words.
I said to my wife,
“Did you hear my last pun?”
“I hope so!”
The man who says that his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him!
Was going to tell a quick bra joke...
...however I'm strapped for time.
I would like to tell my kids a joke about airplanes.
But I'm afraid it would go right over their head.
Bad at telling golf jokes ?
Join the club.
I had a joke about the clitoris but it has too much nerve.
I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.
Heard two witches telling jokes. Broom broom.
Comedians who tell one too many lightbulb jokes soon burn out.
I was going to do a joke about the difference between cats and dogs but I think it’s a bit two petty.
The magnitude of a Dad joke is measured on a sighsmograph.