150+ jokes about jokes that will make your day !

"My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn't quit cold turkey."

I've already explained my joke about a bridge, i'm not going over it again.

An onion just told me a joke.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To avoid this lame and outdated joke.

I had a really funny joke, but autocorrect ruined the lunchtime.

I was told a joke about a high salary... but I don't get it.

Anyone caught posting music puns will now be band.

I know a lot of clever jokes about umbrellas, but they usually go over peoples heads.

If you want me to stop with the thanksgiving puns I need you to know
I just cant stop cold turkey.

Immortality jokes... they never get old.

Goodness honey, it's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

My mate said to me “I bet you can’t make a pun about a flower?”

But I rose to the challenge…

I don't often joke about chemical elements .. but I may do periodically.

Waiting for my next pun about musical instruments?
Stay tuned!!

Her: What do you do for fun?

Me: I write jokes about water vapor

Her: What’s that like?

M: It’s a gas

Someone told me that it’s impossible to make a pun about vegetables.

But that’s not nececelery true.

FUN Fact:
A person with damage to the right brain hemisphere can develop a "joke addiction," - a compulsive need to constantly make and tell jokes.

The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.

I'd do a Socialism joke, but I don't want to put a Marx on my back.

I was telling a joke and sneezed, everyone thought that was the joke!
.
but it snot...

I have a joke about NFTs but it's ridiculously overrated.

I wanted to post a walkie-talkie joke, but I need to think it, over.

I suddenly understood a joke that I read the other day. I had an epifunny.

I like jokes. But jokes about air conditioners?
Not a fan.

I may be an atheist but I love Jesus jokes. Especially when they nail it.

I’m trying to come up with more pee jokes but I’ve lost my flow.

I'd tell you a joke about a cloud but it would be over your head.

Me: You ever feel like you’re part of one big, cosmic joke?
Chicken: *crosses road to get away from me*

I have a water joke but it is completely tasteless. You won't get it if you have dry humor...

2013: Didn't Jog
2014: Didn't Jog
2015: Didn't Jog
2016: Didn't Jog
2018: Didn't Jog
2019: Didn't Jog
2020: Didn't Jog
2021: Didn't Jog
2022: Still haven't jogged...
This is a running joke

My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.

I'm working on a potentially funny joke about a bed...
I just haven't made it up yet.

I love jokes. That’s why I am one.

I used to have a bunch of running puns but I’ve been unable to jog my memory.

Found a joke in the bin today.
It was rubbish.

My whole adult life people have told me I should write my jokes down. I now realise they meant instead of saying them out loud.

My wife said she'll divorce me if I keep making puns about birds with long necks. That's swan way to go about it.

I'm fed up with food puns.

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

To all the people who said that I'd never be able to write a joke about Bukkake

Haha in your face.

I'm just saying if I post a bird joke, I would definitely get cheep laughs.

Last night, I changed a lightbulb, crossed a road, walked into a bar and chatted with an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman.
That’s when I realised my entire life is a joke....

I did a theatrical performance about puns.
It was a play on words.

I said to my wife,
“Did you hear my last pun?”
She replied,
“I hope so!”

The man who says that his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him!

Was going to tell a quick bra joke...
...however I'm strapped for time.

I would like to tell my kids a joke about airplanes.
But I'm afraid it would go right over their head.

Bad at telling golf jokes ?
Join the club.

I had a joke about the clitoris but it has too much nerve.

I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.

Heard two witches telling jokes. Broom broom.

Comedians who tell one too many lightbulb jokes soon burn out.

I was going to do a joke about the difference between cats and dogs but I think it’s a bit two petty.

The magnitude of a Dad joke is measured on a sighsmograph.