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A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar. No joke.

Math puns are the first sine of madness.

I have a joke about the Jedi Religion... but it's a little forced.

You: "I hate oyings."
Me: "What is an oying?"
You: "Your jokes"

Every morning I announce loudly to my family that I’m going jogging, but then don’t go.
It’s a running joke.

Heard a joke about two helium atoms. He he.

I have a feeling my dying words will be "Honey, I was just joking."

I hate explaining my own jokes. Mostly because I don't get them either.

I was going to tell a joke about sodium and oxygen.
But I'm afraid I'd get a violent reaction.

I'd tell you the joke about peanut butter and jam on toast, but you might spread it.

Can we ban all jokes about clones from now on?
I mean, they're all the same.

Why are there no jokes about beds? Because they haven't been made up yet OR they've already been covered.

On my tombstone, please write "Not appreciating my puns was a grave mistake."

Do you know why I make puns?
Because it's my respunsibility!

Did you hear my puns about storm drains? They're grate.

I've got a great joke about Holland in my Comedy Set, the only trouble is it Never lands.

Wanna hear my joke about
trouser belts? Buckle up!

I’ve been living in a drought-stricken region. My punny friends sent me a get-well-soon card!

Gotta love cock jokes, they are just riDICKulous.

A fly feels a bug on its back.
"Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite?" the fly asks.
"I mite be," giggles the mite.
"That's the worst pun I've ever heard," groans the fly.
"What do you expect?" says the mite. "I came up with it on the fly."

I performed a joke about abortion.
It wasn't ovary good one.

I'm fed up with food puns.

My jokes are so bad i'm going to join the witless protection program.

“Daddy, can you tell a Star Wars joke?”
“Sure! *beepboop-beepbeep-boop-beep-squee-boop.*”
“I don’t get it.”
“You’d find it hilarious if you spoke R2...”

I got unfriended 3 times over the Shania Twain jokes...
That don't impress me much.

me: I'm not able to stop making jokes

doctor: you can't be serious

me: that's right

A good pun is its own reword.

I don't enjoy making puns about fractions.
But I'll make 1 if I halve 2.

What do you call a boy who tells dad jokes as he ages?
A *groan* man.

I have a pun about an expired perfume, but it doesn't make scents.

I was going to share a vegetable joke but it’s corny.

I have a great joke about nepotism. But I'll only tell it to my kids.

How the most tragic Olympics joke begins: A gymnast walks into a bar…

Why do I enjoy hearing bad puns?
I groan up listening to them.

I want to write a pun about the cripple but its lame.

I used to date a girl who was lactose intolerant.
We broke up because she couldn't stomach my cheesy jokes.

Strange…. I haven’t seen any camouflage jokes yet…

I got a brief joke about underwear.

So this bloke just asked me if I like using Puns?

I said, "Using Puns? is this some kind of little joke?.." ☺️

I've got a joke about being a postman but i need to work on the delivery.

Did i already do my deja vu joke ?

The pub got robbed today. Later the bar tender said “an armed robber walked into the bar, and I thought it was only a joke”.

I would tell a joke about dirt, but it is beneath us.

Came home and found my wife in bed and told her a joke...
It was so funny even the guy under the bed laughed.

I wanted to make a joke about saddles, but that might be a really tacky way to stirrup trouble.

An onion just told me a joke.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

I hear there's a fairy tale princess who actually knows quite a few dad jokes.
It's RaPUNzel.

I have an IKEA joke but I’m still putting it together.

Sorry to anyone who felt my joke about herbs and fish was inappropriate.
I realise there’s a thyme and a plaice for these things...

I'm working on a joke about constructing a theatre.
It's in the building stage.

Did you hear the joke about the bed?
I haven't made it yet!

You: "I hate oyings."
Me: "What is an oying?"
You: "Your jokes"

I made a really cheesy pun about quesadillas the other day.

I've got a joke about the mail, its first class.