150+ jokes about jokes that will make your day !

Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.

I don't tell enough jokes about porridge.
I oat to do more.

Goodness honey, it's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

My whole adult life people have told me I should write my jokes down. I now realise they meant instead of saying them out loud.

I've never liked rape jokes. They always seem forced.

Wanna make mouse jokes, but I'm afraid it might get trapped.

Okay so the pregnant woman in the library didn't get my 'overdue' joke.

Wanted to tell a chemistry joke but all the good ones Argon.

That’s the problem with postal jokes
I never get them until the day after.

I have a joke about Afghanistan but it’s khandahard to explain.

Did you hear my joke about construction?

I am still working on it.

I have a joke about the Jedi Religion... but it's a little forced.

I would tell you a joke about a needle in a haystack, but I don't think you'd see the point.

I've been wanting to post a trigonometry joke... But I just can't find the right angle.

That Fibonacci joke is as bad as your last two. Combined!

My next joke was going to be about Salt N Peppa, but I didn't wanna push it.

Once you’ve seen one Rugby joke, you’ve seen a maul.

I have an eye joke, its a blinking good one.

I apologise for my incessant lightbulb jokes recently.

I was in a very dark place.

I like telling dad jokes. Sometimes he laugh.

I’m almost done making jokes about unemployed salespeople but they still need some work.

I made a joke about ugly people the other day.
Someone walked up to me and hugged me and said " it takes courage to talk about your face".

I've got several great jokes about my kids being adopted.
But I can never find a good time to tell them.

Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter Egg a joke?
Because it might crack up.

What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A funny bunny.

I can’t believe I wanted to be an obstetrician…
I can’t even deliver a joke.

A Scottish man walks into a bar..
…There’s usually an Irishman & Englishman in this joke but they’re still at the Rugby World Cup.

A cornstalk walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Want to hear a joke?” The corn stalk replies, “I’m all ears!”

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar. No joke.

A panda, a cowboy, a man with a cat on his shoulder, and a time-traveller walk into a bar.
“What is this,” the bartender yells, “some kind of joke?”

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To avoid this lame and outdated joke.

Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.

Want to hear the joke about a staccato?
Never mind, it’s too short.

Wanna hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?
NaBro.

Poop jokes aren’t my favorite.
But they’re a solid number two.

Wanna hear a poop joke?
Nah, they always stink.

When is a joke a dad joke? When it's apparent!

What to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable.

Wait, you don't want to hear a joke about potassium? K.

A communist joke isn't funny unless everyone gets it.

It's inappropriate to make a "dad joke" if you are not a dad. It's a faux pa.

Do you remember that joke I told you about my spine? It was about a weak back!

What do you call a farm that makes bad jokes? Corny!

Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.