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Have you read the book 'The Ultimate Basement'?
Should be a best cellar...

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I was really excited when I picked up a book titled “ 69 Mating positions ”.
Turns out it was about chess.
I've decided to kill off some of the characters in the book I'm writing.
It's really going to spice up my autobiography.
I've been reading a book about superglue, I'm stuck on chapter 6.
I read another book on history of car tires. It's got me gripped
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on different levels of noise.
The librarian says, Sure, what Volume would you like?
I told the librarian I was looking for information on various types of grease and lubricants.
She suggested I try nonfriction.
-How can I dry my Shakespeare doll on this washing line?
-Peg your bard on?
-I said how can I dry my Shakespeare doll on this washing line?
Quasimodo had no information, but the detective took him to a crime scene anyway. Seems he had a hunch.
If anyone wants to enrich their wealth, please get a copy of the new book on finance out on the market called "HOW TO MAKE MONEY FAST by ROBIN BANKS.
Did I tell you all I have a book coming out soon.??.
Really shouldn't have eaten it in the first place ..
I asked the librarian where the books on engine lubricants were.
She told me they were in the non-friction section.
I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but in the end I kind of liked it.