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"Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that’s not the reason we’re doing it."
— Richard Feynman

"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, first you must create the universe — and then find a good recipe."
— Carl Sagan


Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2025-12-23.

Science Joke meme: Met a microbiologist once. She was a lot bigger than l expected.
Met a microbiologist once. She was a lot bigger than l expected.

1. Let your inner nerd shine.


I cracked a joke about chemistry and there was no reaction.
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SIX without S is 9. 🕕


I made a joke about chemistry but there was no reaction !! 🧪


Coconuts are mammals because they have fur and produce milk. Change my mind. 🥥


Guess what proton said to the Electron

Well, nothing much ... He just asked him why he's always negative and pessimistic.


Small girls are hot because they are closer to the Earth's core.

Change my mind.


August without 'gust' is pure gold! !!


I told Oxygen , Bromine,Hydrogen and Sodium to fight . They were like “NaH BrO”. 🤔



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