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The man who founded Google has been knighted.
He is now known as Sir Chengine.


A guy offered to document my life in Microsoft Excel, but I said no.

I don’t want him to spreadsheet about me.


Who is the director of the first wireless movie?

Christopher NoLAN.


Dont be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you.
Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.


To prove he was right, the “Flat Earther” decided to walk to the end of the Earth. He eventually came around.


Once upon a time there was a King who was only 12 inches tall.

He was a terrible King but he made a great ruler...


How do you call a male developer that hasn't had sex in a while?
A full sack developer.


A century ago, two brothers claimed that it was possible to fly. They were Wright.


She fell in love with an iPhone designer, but she wasn't the Apple of his eye.


A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.


I love Cyber Monday deals. Got a PS5 for my son. Best trade I ever made.


My computer is so old.
When I turn it on the malware prompts me to update.


SIRI, How do I always mess it up with women?

UM, this is Alexa...


I asked a French man if he played video games.

He said wii.


Over 400 billion people a year are victims of exaggerated statistics.



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Teacher where's your homework?
Me: I'm so sorry, my dog ate my homework
Computer Science Professor: Your dog ate your coding assignment?

**Awkward silence**

Me: It took him a couple bytes.


Well over a hundred years ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.


My internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl.


I get ignored so much
my name should be terms and conditions.


Anyone know where I can get a left handed screwdriver?


My sister told me I was not allowed to babysit anymore.

Apparently the baby monitor is not supposed to be duct-taped to the baby's ankle.


A salesman from a stationery company ‘phoned me and tried to sell me some printer ink but I said ‘No thanks’...
I didn’t like his toner voice...


Bad news: I spilled coffee on my keyboard.
Good news: It’s all under control.


If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.


Dim light bulbs or bright light bulbs? Watts the difference.


These days, everyone seems to think that our smartphones are spying on us .
I've got news for you..
Our vacuum cleaners have been gathering dirt on us for years.. .


Greggs have just announced plans to start a home delivery service using drones.
All sounds a bit pie in the sky to me...


Already chosen my new year's resolution
1280x1024


Any ideas on how to fix my amplifier? Feedback please.


There will be a massive confusion if Americans change from pounds to kilograms. Just weight and see.



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The phrase “Don’t take this the wrong way” has a zero percent success rate.


Policeman: Name please?
Man: Wizard of Oz.
Policeman: your FUll name sir!
Man: (quietly) Wizard of Ounces
🧙‍♂️😜


My missus says she wants me to give her £200 for a new satnav. She can get lost.


It really bothers me how the bishop at my church never moves diagonally.


I asked my phone "Siri, why am I so bad with women?"
She said "I'm Alexa you moron."


Just passed this shop that sells
Microscopes

So I've gone in for a Closer Look.. 👀🤔


What is it with people that won’t embrace modern technology? Answers on a postcard please.


I just used the vcuum clener on my keybord. Brillint.


I recently try to hire a landscape Gardner, he said unfortunately he couldn't help as my garden was portrait.


I saved a picture of Jesus as the background for my laptop screen today...it's my screen saviour !


Recently read a book called 101 facts about binary. It was the best 5 things I ever learned.


Remember, before internet, how everybody thought the cause of dumbness was limited access to information?“


How can you tell a programmer is an extrovert? When you’re talking to him, he’s looking at your shoes.


Time is money. Therefore, ATMs are time machines.


I bought a universal remote control today. I’m kind of afraid of myself now…



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Why are astronauts always so calm and efficient? Zero pressure in vacuum.


My iPod is in Titanic mode right now. It is syncing.


Stephen Hawking died. Have you tried turning him off and on again?


A superconductor comes into a bar. “Hey!” says the barkeep, “we don’t serve superconductors!” The superconductor didn’t put up any resistance.


IT paradox? - The warmer a computer becomes, the more it freezes.


Q: What happens when eight hobbits get together?
A: They turn into a hobbyte.


I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.


I went on a date with a chess player to an Italian restaurant with checkered table cloths. It took him maybe half an hour to pass the salt.


Romantic relationships can actually be represented in algebra. You for example, have definitely at some point looked at your X and asked yourself Y.




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