Trolling Jokes: Pushing Boundaries with Humor and Pranks.

Let your mischievous side take the lead.


"Trolling is a victimless crime." - Unknown

"Trolling is a form of free speech." - Unknown

"Trolls are the salt of the earth." - Unknown

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Trolling Jokes meme.

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- Updated: 2024-07-22.




  1. Trolling is the delicate dance between annoyance and admiration; few can master the steps.


  2. You are the reason God created middle finger.


    When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls I stay on the line and answer every question with "What?"


    Remember before OnlyFans your mom just sold Avon.


    She only calls you daddy because you disappoint her like her real father.


    People like you are the reason why the middle finger was invented.


    If my posts have ever offended you am very very sorry, I never knew you could read.


    A girl: call me short again! I dare you.
    Me: what are gonna do, fight my knees?


    I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to push all your buttons.
    I was just looking for mute.


    After I drink coffee I show my empty mug to the IT guy and tell him Ive successfully installed Java.

    He hates me.


    If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.


    I like to help people find things by telling them that it's got to be around here somewhere..


    You're not a model. You're just a girl with an iPhone and 23 editing apps. Calm down.


    If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way your husband told you.


    Can i have your heart? So i can sell it and be rich.


    The best part about me, is I'm not you.



  3. Trolls are the self-proclaimed artists of chaos, painting their masterpieces one angry comment at a time.


  4. Sometimes people ask me if I like dogs (or cats).
    I'll reply, "It depends on the recipe."


    - Just because you haven’t met the
    woman of your dreams yet;
    Doesn’t mean you ever will.


    You could be perfectly genetically built for a sport that doesn't exist.


    Well, it was funny until you got mad.

    Now it’s hilarious!


    I may be a problem, but if
    you're LUCKY, I could be your problem.


    My wife said, “You’re not the dumbest guy in the world.” I thought, “Not bad!” Then she added, “But you better hope he doesn’t die!”


    I finally figured out why your sister is not a ballet dancer...
    Because every time she does a split, she sticks to the floor.


    You think you are introverted?
    Wait until you never meet me.


    Was looking for a place to rent. Landlord said I owe him first and last month's rent.
    I said, I'm happy to pay you first month's rent, but it's hardly my responsibility to pay you last month's rent.


    To everyone out there suffering from anxiety: you are not alone, theres always someone behind you!


    To the woman with six screaming kids in Tesco, if you're wondering how those condoms got in your trolley, you’re welcome.


    You laugh because you think I’m kidding, I smile because I know I’m not :)


    Sir, the last time I saw a dick that small I was changing a diaper.


    The bus to Idiot Town is here to take you home.


    You can't hurt me.. You're not my wife ...



  5. Trolls are like modern-day court jesters, bringing laughter and frustration simultaneously.


  6. Everyone makes mistakes. Like your parents for example


    Whatever you're going through, just keep going. Don't stop to talk to me.


    "Baby, you're like a dwarf star. Extremely hot but not very bright."


    In the spirit of compromise, let's just agree that you're a dumbass.


    Today I saw something that reminded me of you.
    But don't worry, I flushed and everything went back to normal.


    If you see me in public and don't feel like talking...please don't. I don't either.


    Talk to your doctor to see if shutting the fuck up is right for you.


    Unless your name is Dr. Martin Luther King Junior I have no desire to hear about your dream.


    You can’t make me happy, you’re not the liquor store.


    "You're so vain, you probably think vascular studies is about you."


    Zip your fly please, we can see your brain.


    You have the arrogance of a much more handsome woman.


    Sometimes I like to hold the door for people who are far away so they feel obligated to run just a little.


    I don’t know what you want from me but the answer is probably no.


    You don't need a mistletoe to kiss my ass.



  7. Trolling is the art form that thrives on contradiction; a paradoxical dance between humor and hostility.


  8. Your secret is safe with me because I don’t fucking care.


    Make sure you’re perfect before you correct me.


    Dad: Son you're adopted
    Me: Wow, I wonder who my real parents are?
    Dad: We are your real parents, your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.


    “You look radiant” I said, wondering what else you can call someone who just walked out of a nuclear reactor.


    zookeeper: panda breeding is difficult because they're so lazy

    me: *raising hand* actually I think it's because you're a human


    I'm really fun to talk to, but you wouldn't know because I don't reply.


    I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.


    I regret every fart I ever held in for you.


    I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar.


    Everyone's the asshole in someone's story, but you're the asshole in everyone's story.


    I didn't even have plans and you're still interrupting them.


    I don't know how to sugarcoat this, but...you have diabetes.


    I don’t hate you…I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence.


    My alone time is sometimes for YOUR safety.


    I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.




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