Random hangover joke:
A guy wakes up on New Year's with a hangover and partial blackout.
He says to his wife, "Jesus, I can't even remember where we were last night. I keep thinking that there was a golden toilet bowl."
His wife says, "We were at the Johnson's. And Bill's pretty upset that you shit in his tuba."
Weird never felt so funny.
- Updated:
2024-12-20.
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I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
How do the Irish cure a hangover?
With a funeral.
My favorite part of getting older is waking up with a hangover even though you didn’t drink the night before.
What's the best way to avoid a hangover?
Stay Drunk!
Behind every hangover, there's a promise of never drinkin again.
One weird trick for avoiding hangovers: don't drink alcohol.
Jack Daniels once took a shot of Chuck Norris… and still has a hangover to this day.
What happened when Gorbachev had a hangover and became sick?
He was thoroughly hammered and sickled.
How do the Irish cure a hangover?
With a funeral.
I'm a recovering alcoholic...
Recovering from a hangover.
The only downside to Cinco de Mayo...
...is Seis de Hangover
What did Lincoln say when he woke up with a hangover?
I freed the WHO!?
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
A guy wakes up on New Year's with a hangover and partial blackout.
He says to his wife, "Jesus, I can't even remember where we were last night. I keep thinking that there was a golden toilet bowl."
His wife says, "We were at the Johnson's. And Bill's pretty upset that you shit in his tuba."
Want to avoid hangovers?
Keep drinking forever. your liver and wallet will adjust.
What's the best way to avoid a hangover?
Stay Drunk!
What do you call a wine induced hangover?
A grape depression.
What’s the best thing for a hangover?
Drink heavily the night before.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
“What’s this? Will it cure my hangover??” I asked.
“It’s a breathlyzer, sir,” replied the cop. “Please step out of your vehicle.”
My favorite part of getting older is waking up with a hangover even though you didn’t drink the night before.
FUN Fact:
Drinking a banana milkshake can help cure a hangover.
In my version of “A Christmas Carol”, I get visited by the ghosts of hangovers past, present and future to learn the value of hydration.
You say hangover, I say out of booze.