Q&A Jokes: Unleash the Fun with Hilarious Questions and Answers.

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Q & A Jokes meme.

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- Updated: 2024-07-20.

  1. A whirlwind of witty inquiries and clever retorts.

  2. Q: Why do dogs lick their balls?
    A: Because they can.
    Q: So why do they stick their noses in women’s crotches?
    A: Same reason.

    Q:Why do gas prices hurt so bad?

    A:Because it’s PROPANE.

    Q: What are a chocolate bar's preferred pronouns?
    A: Her/She!

    Q: What do you call a rash caused by a nickel necklace?
    A: Chain reaction.

    Q: Why did the well digger quit?
    A: He got tired of the hole boring business.

    Q:What did the vampire say to the school girl?
    A: See you next period.

    Q. What do you call it when there’s no Internet in Russia?
    A. Internet.

    Q:What do a double hinged gate and a bisexual have in common?
    A:They swing both ways.

    Q: How do you make a hormone?
    A: Don't pay her.

    Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
    A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.

    Q:How are strippers like giants?
    A:they both grind bones to make bread.

    Q:What’s the difference between a Realtor and a Mortgage Broker?
    A:The Mortgage Broker knows he’s boring.

    Q: Did you hear about the statistician who was thrown in jail?
    A: He now has zero degrees of freedom.

    Q: What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters and occasionally has 12 letters?
    A: The mailman.

    Q: What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
    A: Lucky.

  3. The only thing funnier than the questions themselves are the surprising answers that follow.

  4. Q: What give ballerinas their energy?
    A: Batterie power.

    Q: Why did the ballet dancer stop arguing with her instructor?
    A: He had a fair pointe….

    Q: Why did the spy cross the road?
    A: Because he was never on your side.

    Q: Why was the Viking ship so cheap?
    A: It was on sail.

    Q: What does every Viking do on their birthday?
    A: They get older!

    Q: How do Vikings get each other's attention?
    A: They ValHolla!

    Q: How much does the average introvert weigh?
    A: Not enough to break the ice.

    Q: How to spot an introvert in a crowd ?
    A: Please don't.

    Q: How do you kill an introvert?
    A: Starve him to death by putting another person in the kitchen.

    Q: Why did an introvert become an astronaut?
    A: He needed his space.

    Q: What is a group of introverts called?
    A: An oxymoron!

    Q: What do a handgrenade and a housewife have in common?
    A: Once you pull the ring your house is gone.

    Q: How does the Prague mafia mark its territory?
    A: With a Czech mark.

    Q: What do you call a sheep that torments other animals?
    A: A wooly bully.

    Q: How rare is it for a cow to be struck by lightning?

    A: Medium Rare.

  5. When it comes to Q&A jokes, the laughter is always in the response.

  6. Q: What’s the difference between a jeweller and a prison officer?
    A: One sells watches, the other watches cells.

    Q: Where was Noah when the lights went out?
    A: In d'ark.

    Q:Why are dragons such good story tellers?
    A:They have very impressive tails.

    Q: Where does a killer whale go for braces?
    A: The orca-dontist.

    Q: When do cannibals leave the table?

    A: When everyone's eaten.

    Q: Why couldn't the kindergarten teacher see in the dark?

    A: She has tiny pupils.

    Q: How are false teeth like stars?
    A: They come out at night!

    Q: How many sheep does it take to make a sweater?
    A: Depends how many in the flock can knit.

    Q: What do you get when you cross a lollipop with a couple of rabbits?
    A: A sucker born every minute.

    Q: Who's the most popular male at a nudist colony?
    A: The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.

    Q: What does everyone need & never take?
    A: Advice.

    Q: Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross the road?
    A: To get to the other slide.

    Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.
    A: So what’s your question?

    Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?
    A: Childbirth.

    Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?
    A: Beast Buy.

  7. Have your mind twisted and tickled by a series of puzzling questions and uproarious answers.

  8. Q: What Spanish body part is needed to play a violin?
    A: El bow.

    Q. Where did the baseball keep its lemonade.
    A. In the pitcher.

    Q: Why did the quarterback take the hardest classes?
    A: Because he knew he would pass.

    Q: What’s a ballerina’s favorite type of bread?
    A: A bun.

    Q: What should you wear to a tea party?
    A: A t-shirt.

    Q: Why did the Genie get mad?
    A: Because he was rubbed the wrong way.

    Q: Where does a sink go dancing?
    A: The Dish-co.

    Q: What’s a princess’s favorite time?
    A: Knight time.

    Q: Where is the best place to sit when a submarine is diving?
    A: Inside.

    Q: Where do rabbits learn to fly?
    A: The Hare Force

    Q. What’s the middle peddle on a piano do?

    A. It separates the other two.

    Q: How do you cure water on the brain?
    A: With a tap on the head.

    Q. How do you know if a woman used a vibrator while she was pregnant?
    A. The kid stutters.

    Q: What season is it when you’re on a trampoline?
    A: Springtime!

    Q. why did the hedgehog cross the road?
    A. To see his flat mate

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