Those little nuggets of hilarity that pack a big punch!

One-liners are the superheroes of humor, swooping in to save the day with their quick wit and clever delivery. They are like comedy ninjas, delivering their punchlines with lightning speed, leaving you doubled over in laughter before you even realize what hit you.
But be warned, they can be really addictive. Once you get a taste of their comedic brilliance, you'll find yourself craving more.

Oneliners collection.

They are like comedy dynamite, exploding with laughter in just a few words.

Even if you put your left shoe on the wrong foot, it's still on the right foot...

When I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof I was shocked.

If we continue wearing masks for next 5 years, Next generation might think that Mouth is a Private Part.

Why are Pizzas made round, cut into triangles then put into a square box?

If you think 2020 is a bad year just wait for 2022 cause 2022 is 2020 too.

After watching how some people wear masks, I understand how contraception fails.

I had an “hour glass” figure, but then the sand shifted.

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Whenever I lose my TV controller, I always find it at a remote location.

I like to hold hands at the movies… which always seems to startle strangers.

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs — they’re always taking things literally.

Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.

Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

Why do bees hum? They don’t remember the lyrics!

I went to see the doctor about my short-term memory problems — the first thing he did was make me pay in advance.

Embrace the power of one-liners and let the laughter flow like a mighty river.

if my EX was a COOKIE, she would be a whoreo.

i don't like people who take drugs
for example: airport security.

Let these little bundles of joy brighten your day and bring a smile to your face.

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With funny one-liners laughter is just a punchline away!

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