Those little nuggets of hilarity that pack a big punch!
"A good one-liner is like a shot of whiskey - it packs a punch and leaves you wanting more."
- Unknown
They are like comedy dynamite, exploding with laughter in just a few words.
There's a guy going around stealing iPhones. At some point he's going to face time....
I didn't know what to wear to my premature ejaculation society meeting, so I just came in my pants.
My girlfriend asked me how Jesus stayed so fit back then. I told her it was CrossFit.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
Tomorrow I'll create a post about How to stop procrastinating.
Even if you put your left shoe on the wrong foot, it's still on the right foot...
When I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof I was shocked.
If we continue wearing masks for next 5 years, Next generation might think that Mouth is a Private Part.
Why are Pizzas made round, cut into triangles then put into a square box?
If you think 2020 is a bad year just wait for 2022 cause 2022 is 2020 too.
After watching how some people wear masks, I understand how contraception fails.
I had an “hour glass” figure, but then the sand shifted.
When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
Whenever I lose my TV controller, I always find it at a remote location.
I like to hold hands at the movies… which always seems to startle strangers.
Embrace the power of one-liners and let the laughter flow like a mighty river.
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs — they’re always taking things literally.
Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
Why do bees hum? They don’t remember the lyrics!
I went to see the doctor about my short-term memory problems — the first thing he did was make me pay in advance.
if my EX was a COOKIE, she would be a whoreo.
i don't like people who take drugs
for example: airport security.
Let these little bundles of joy brighten your day and bring a smile to your face.
This post is on a laughter break. Stay tuned for some hilariously creative content!
With funny one-liners laughter is just a punchline away!
This post is on a laughter break. Stay tuned for some hilariously creative content!