A roundhouse kick to the funny bone, delivering a powerful punchline.
"Chuck Norris doesn't need a stunt double. Stunt doubles need Chuck Norris."
- Tom Cruise
"Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the world down."
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits."
- Jason Statham
A comedic tribute to the legend himself.
Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of a round room.
Bigfoot claims he once saw Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
When it comes to Mr Norris, laughter is the best defense.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It didn’t work.
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freeman’s life.
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest. With a fish.
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
And if you ever find yourself in a tough spot, just ask yourself, "What would Mr Norris do?"
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
The only time Chuck Norris was ever wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
He is the embodiment of toughness and badassery.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris doesn’t cheat death. He wins fair and square.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Enter the realm of Chuck Norris jokes, if you dare!
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
Chuck Norris jokes: Where humor meets invincibility.
Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it’s beef.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s secret.
Discover the legend behind the laughter: Chuck Norris jokes.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris tells Simon what to do.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
Laugh your way through the unstoppable force of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.