Q&A Jokes: Unleash the Fun with Hilarious Questions and Answers.

A mental game of ping pong.


Participating in a Q&A is like playing a game of verbal hide-and-seek, where the truth is the sought-after prize and evasion is the name of the game.

Q & A Jokes meme.
Q & A Jokes meme.

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- Updated: 2024-07-22.




  1. A whirlwind of witty inquiries and clever retorts.


  2. Q: What goes 'plink, plink, fizz fizz?..... Ans: Two babies falling in a bath of acid!


    Q: what does a woman & Kentucky fried chicken have in common?
    A: By the time your finished with the breast and thighs, all u have left is the greasy box to put the bone in!


    Q:When does a boyscout become a man?
    A:When he eats his first brownie.


    Q: What do a pizza delivery driver & a Gynecologist have in common?
    A:They both have to smell it but neither of them gets to eat it.


    Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
    A: A stick.


    Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
    A: His dick was stuck in the chicken.


    Q: What do lesbians need by law?
    A: a liquor licence.


    Q: What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
    A: full.


    Q: What do you call a secret agent's minor assignment between major operations?
    A: An intermission.


    Difference between
    Vibrator and a Ventilator ?

    You're Coming or Going 😎


    Q:What would you call the relationship between two wires?
    A:Current affairs, 🤓


    Q: Who keeps the ocean clean?
    A: The mermaid. 🧜‍♀️


    Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
    A: Her ankles. 😎


    Q: How do you stop a fish from smelling?
    A: Cut it's nose off.


    Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
    A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.



  3. The only thing funnier than the questions themselves are the surprising answers that follow.


  4. Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
    A: After five years your job still sucks. 😎


    Q: What’s grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?
    A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth! 🌼


    Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
    A: A cloud. ☁


    Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
    A: Claustrophobic.🎅


    Q: Why is “U” the happiest letter?
    A: Because it is in the middle of “fun”.


    Q: How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: One hundred. One to change it, and ninety-nine to stand around and say, “Hey, I could’ve done that!”


    Q: How many Hollywood actors does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Just one. He holds the bulb and the universe revolves around him. 💡


    Q: What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
    A: The wrong answer. 🙄


    Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes?
    A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.


    Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?
    A: Snowballs. ⛄


    Q: What goes black white, black, white, black, white?
    A: A Penguin rolling down a hill! 🐧


    Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
    A: A carrot! 🥕


    Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
    A: Stick with me and we’ll go places! ♥


    Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’?
    A: A divorce lawyer.


    Q: What is the different between a basketball and a sex?
    A: The basketball dribble first then shoot while the sex shoot first then dribble… 🏀



  5. When it comes to Q&A jokes, the laughter is always in the response.


  6. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
    A: You don’t have to turn a blonde on to get her wet. 🚿


    Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
    A: Alone. 👱‍♀️


    Q: What do a hemophiliac and a virgin have in common?
    A: One prick and they’re done.


    Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
    A: None. It should be opened when she brings it. 🍺


    Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
    A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. 😁


    Q: What is Fast Food?
    A: A chicken running down the road. 🐔


    Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
    A: He said, "Lunch is on me!"



  7. Have your mind twisted and tickled by a series of puzzling questions and uproarious answers.


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