Those little nuggets of hilarity that pack a big punch!
"A good one-liner is like a shot of whiskey - it packs a punch and leaves you wanting more."
- Unknown
Weird never felt so funny.
- Updated:
2025-05-24.
They are like comedy dynamite, exploding with laughter in just a few words.
Embrace the power of one-liners and let the laughter flow like a mighty river.
Let these little bundles of joy brighten your day and bring a smile to your face.
With funny one-liners laughter is just a punchline away!
Each time you light your lighter it gets lighter and lighter until it’s so light it won’t light.
If you must insist on sending me pics of your boobs,
please at least be fucking female.
Masturbation is a touchy subject. But oral sex is a matter of taste.
Disneyland is a people trap set by a mouse.
The life of a driller is boring.
My mannequin is broken and I can't stand it anymore!
jokes about unemployment aren't working
There's a guy going around stealing iPhones. At some point he's going to face time....
I didn't know what to wear to my premature ejaculation society meeting, so I just came in my pants.
My girlfriend asked me how Jesus stayed so fit back then. I told her it was CrossFit.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
Tomorrow I'll create a post about How to stop procrastinating.
Even if you put your left shoe on the wrong foot, it's still on the right foot...
When I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof I was shocked.
If we continue wearing masks for next 5 years, Next generation might think that Mouth is a Private Part.
Why are Pizzas made round, cut into triangles then put into a square box?
If you think 2020 is a bad year just wait for 2022 cause 2022 is 2020 too.
After watching how some people wear masks, I understand how contraception fails.
I had an “hour glass” figure, but then the sand shifted.
When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
Whenever I lose my TV controller, I always find it at a remote location.
I like to hold hands at the movies… which always seems to startle strangers.
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs — they’re always taking things literally.
Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
Why do bees hum? They don’t remember the lyrics!
I went to see the doctor about my short-term memory problems — the first thing he did was make me pay in advance.
if my EX was a COOKIE, she would be a whoreo.
i don't like people who take drugs
for example: airport security.
This post is on a laughter break. Stay tuned for some hilariously creative content!
This post is on a laughter break. Stay tuned for some hilariously creative content!